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so my brother wants me to buy him alcohol. not beer, not cheap vodka, but peach triple sec. he wants me to buy it tonight. i want to do my spanish homework AKA tarea.


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it is raining and i am using my ninja turtles umbrella. it is small becuase it is made for children. i am not as small as a child, although my hands and feet may lead one to believe otherwise.

il pleut
it's raining
piove
es regnet

i wish i could speak metalanguage.

i wish i had a metalife.

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You Are 30% Weird
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In a Past Life...
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ok, so tommorow begins my first day as a Discover Chicago Student Mentor. I'm nervous and excited. i spend the past couple of days organizing and getting ready, but i still don't feel on top of it. my room is pretty clean and mostly put back together thanks to some helpful long boy-arms. i still have to put away my sun-dried laundry. and wash my ( Read more... )

i feel like crap. i am so sick. i thought i was just hungover, but no, I'M FUCKING SICK. there is snot everywhere.

holy shit.

i drank, i vomited, i danced, i got the four ball in, i got the eight ball in and scratched, i still won cause it was my birthday, i rode in a small car with 7 other people, i drank a red headed slut, i was out till 4.30.

i'm tired, i'm confused, i'm depressed, i'm hungover, and i'm sick.

happy birthday to me!