1 Brain for Sale, Slightly Used

[thisisadiana]

Relatively new brain (only recent onset of neuronal decline) which has been employed for the past 25 years as the central nervous system of a female homo sapiens. Neuron pathways are largely formed by Canadian culture (full knowledge of Canadian Heritage moments included) and repeated viewings of Conan O'Brien. Strengths include the ability to

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[thesoundofduck]

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[thesoundofduck]

p.s. I don't have any brains for sale, but I do have a Velveteen Rabbit book that I just bought at a garage sale out of pity, for $2. I could give that to you for free. You'd have to fly to Canada though. Muahahahaha. :)