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Noone the slightest bit interested in companies patenting the human genome? Nobody? Alright. How about this: God I'm so mad at _________ right now. I can't wait till I __________. That will solve all my problems. Sorry, just a little suprised people patenting the stem cells in American bone marrow didn't raise any flags. Oh well, good luck with

I'd heard about an article in the June 2001 issue of Esquire several years ago. It was called "Who Owns This Body?" and it was written by Wil S. Hylton. I highly recommend this article ( Read more... )

Man, it feels so good to be out of school. I can hardly stand the pleasure. It makes me tingle.

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Everybody should go to Itunes and look up the Ricky Gervais Show on their podcast directory. You can find 4 for free and get the rest on bittorrent. Seriously, its the funniest shit i've heard recently.

"So how long would you lock this baby in a room?"
"Oh, I dunno, long enough for it to turn gay. Maybe 20 years?"

Sorry I haven't updated anything significant in the past few weeks. Things are going great, so I don't really feel the need to bitch. But, I wish everyone the best in luck and love, and hope to see you all soon. Also, I will need everybodys phone number because I laundered my cell phone yesterday like a dumbass and lost all my numbers, thanks.-

Fuck the homeless. Really, and if any of you are set to call me a monster for saying that, and I know your fingers are itching to type me a new one, chances are you haven't had to spend a beautiful afternoon picking up the shit that they leave behind (bottles, clothes, wrappers, needles, UNDERWEAR, etc.) So yeah, fuck the homeless.