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[kelkapour]

[voice post]

Hey guys, this is Kelly Kapoor and I'm so bored, so I decided I need some stimulation--

If you know what I mean!

--that was Andrew, my [sigh] partner in crime.

We're like Jesse and James from Pokemon, only more competent, and I'm not evil. Anymore. Shut UP, Andrew! God! OK, so, like, we're going to host this Miss America/

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[boozeandsurgery]

I'd nominate myself, but then what kind of competition would it be. I'll judge instead! If anyone wants to bribe me I'll be in my office at the clinic from 11:00 to 3:00.