ointment plus time equals health

[thisisfurious]

Before Joey and I left Toronto for his book tour, I called the 24 hour nurses' line to make sure my head wouldn't explode on the plane. I'd never flown with a swollen face before, who knew what might happen? Reassured, I hopped on the tiny plane to Chicago sporting giant sunglasses whenever socially acceptable so as to hide my distressing visage

Comments

[elkesophagus]

stick fingers in the A/C!
I do this!

[koliaphis]

oh my gosh driving from Victoria to east Washington for the Sasquatch! music festival, i had to pull many a trick to stay awake. the most effective was putting an open water bottle so that the opening surrounded my eye, and then tilt my head back and forth, thusly washing my eyeball. that sounds dangerous, but it was probably safer than driving while asleep. i have not the practice to do it.

[jodi]

i am happy that your visit to my city was adventurefull. not necessarily happy about your explodable face but about the adventure, yes.

[_asriel_]

hahaha staying up for two days and not drinking any water is my Theatre Major Trick for crying onstage.

[cha_charisma]

Oh my gosh! I'm glad your face was not broken. AND that you didn't die in a horrible motorway pile-up fireball. And that your face did not explode.

Hooray for book tours?