oh man.

someone was drunk dialing last night and that someone was me.

i officially text messaged every person in my phone that doesn't like me. ie the church, ie the government, ie school.

five points for the two people who know what i'm talking about.

dear pennsylvania,

i am here.

i have nothing to do.

i can't drive.

i'm fun.

i want to hang out.

let's do that.

love always,
heather

hey philadelphia,

remember the septa strike.

well we've got one too now. only with 8 million people.

shit

america ranks 6th among countries jailing journalists
from the new york times

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1. Type your name and the word needs in quotes (IE - "Katie Needs") into google.
2. Copy the first 10 sentences starting with "(Your Name) Needs" into your journal.
3. Bold the ones that are true.

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today stephanie and i welcomed 3 babies into our life: ariana, andreas and their baby, baby.

many other things happened, but this is the one with pictures:
livingroom, with fish added:

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i hate to rabbel-rouse, but seriously. i know the bitch is 50 and all, but why am i the only living person that can admit that carine roitfeld LOOKS OLD.

now i'm nearly 30 years this shrew's junior and totally man-free, yet every woman in the free world is trying to be this bitch. look i'm nice enough to admit she's cute but still, gross.

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BELATED INFORMATION:

so now that my neighborhood is pretty much back to normal after bono and co. swooped in and candy coated the whole thing let's reminisce.

( photos by steph mcparty: )

man i'm in a funk.

maybe i'll meet up with zach today to check out the ny gypsy festival. hope so.
i've been feeling super unattractive lately, so i mos. def. need some hot men in my life. maybe i'll move to venezuela.
also, i've come to terms with the fact that no one ever thinks about me. it's cool.

bitch, bitch.
moan.
complain.
blah, blah.