[If you were expecting a whiny teenager on the network giving an exasperated sigh over how the mansion took far too long with its decorating when it obviously could have just been done in about ten seconds as usual, well. You'll be very surprised. Instead, the camera has turned on by itself, and it's angled down...much farther than usual
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But her slight Christmas spirit doesn't extend to rugrats.]
Oh, great. More kids just running around without supervision.
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I am not! [...Wait. ...Wait, yes he was. Oh. Oops. He looks around like maybe he just misplaced his parents or something.
WELL WHATEVER. He's not too worried for now, mostly because he's distracted by this new person. He's just going to look up at her curiously.] Who are you? ...Your skirt's really short.
[AIN'T HE PRECIOUS? :|]
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Santana. And I'm a cheerleader, of course my skirt's short.
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Sometimes my Power Rangers are cheerleaders, when they're not getting married. The Pink Ranger is the top of the pyramid, but she doesn't stay up very well. I think she's going to get fired soon. [Firm, serious nod. The Blue Ranger's been wanting to give it a try for a while now anyway.]
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You okay?
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Uh-huh. [And then in his most grown-up voice-] I'm fine.
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You're wearing tinsel.
*Smooth Tim. Like he can give fashion advice. Even to six year olds.*
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[SO DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS BOA. ;_;]
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That scarf's not gonna work much. You need something bigger and fluffier.
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[And he flicks it over his shoulder again to emphasize that it's obviously supposed to be awesome and beautiful, duh. But then he looks a little concerned.]
Is it really cold out here? Maybe a scarf would be better...[Aw, but he wants his movie star boa!]
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[ All the famous people at home who wear boas are girls, Sora remembers; sometimes the girls in his class wear boas with their Halloween costumes. He can tell Kurt is a boy just like he is, but he's doing something girly. This is challenging everything he's ever known! ]
I thought only girls can wear boas. How come you are?
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...Because I can. And because I want to. It's pretty. Girls shouldn't be the only ones who get to wear them just because they're girls.
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[Uh. Well. That's weird.]
[Kind of hurts, if he's going to be honest with himself. Takes him back to a time when things were easier, when the only problems Kurt had were little kid problems and his mother was still around. He wonders how old Kurt is exactly... wonders if he knows. But... it's not like he can just ignore his now-teeny son, so he's just gonna push on through this conversation.]
...Need help getting to that stocking, kiddo?
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[Excuse him while he rushes over and latches onto your leg. He didn't know where you were for a whole I don't know how long!]
Uh-huh. It's too high. [But this isn't a problem anymore because DAD is here, and he's TALL.]
...Dad, where are we? Did Santa come early and bring us a new house? It's really nice. [DAD WILL KNOW BECAUSE HE'S DAD.]
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[...Okay, so does he freak Kurt out by explaining the truth, or come up with something nicer?]
[Well, the kid already believes in Santa. Another white lie won't hurt.]
Santa's pretty busy right now, son. Got that list to check and all. As for this place, it's uh... we're takin' a little vacation. You like it?
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[His whole face lights up when he's talking about the mansion though, and he starts talking at the speed of light.] Uh-huh! It's really big in here, and it's all decorated for Christmas, and I think I saw a hippo, and that Christmas tree is bigger than our house, and I met a cheerleader named Santana and she showed me the magic kitchen and she gave me cupcakes and- oh!
[Oh! Right! Where'd he put those...oh there they are! He has two cupcakes saran-wrapped individually in his pockets. They're a little squished, but they're not contaminated or anything. He holds them out to his dad.]
I saved one for you and Mom. Where is she?
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