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[thisisherson]

[Kurt is oblivious to the flood of new people in the mansion at the moment.

Why? Because he's styling his hair. Or trying to. Without any glass in the mirrors, he's had to resort to filling up the sink with water and trying to use his reflection. It's just a little bit sad.

Kurt's pretty visibly frustrated though. He's about this close to giving

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all right, let's try this again.

[startasexriot]

That's a pretty sad excuse for a mirror, Kurt.

[thisisherson]

It was either this or raid the kitchen for a metal serving spoon. Or tinfoil.

[Actually, the tinfoil might have been a better idea. Oops.]

Either way, I had to improve.

PS inexplicably not getting notifs, tags will be slow<3

[startasexriot]

Your hair looks great, so quit fussing.

Aw, that's okay. I tend to be slow whether they're working or not. XD; <3

[thisisherson]

You think so?

[He can't help adjusting his hair to the side anyway though. Force of habit. Really.]

[slimdapperman]

[If Kurt were to look closely at the water, he may find that he isn't the only one in the reflection...]

[thisisherson]

[Oh dear god.

TURNS AROUND VERY, VERY SLOWLY. Is there something behind him?!]

[slimdapperman]

[If there is, he wont be able to see it...]

[Although he will be able to hear a dark, menacing, laugh.]

[thisisherson]

[Oh god. Shaking in terror.]

[biebercut]

[Oh, look what fine piece of dorky football player that you've totally seen in the shower the cat dragged in.]

Hey, Kurt! ...what are you doing?

[Of course, he doesn't realize that you don't know him, so...there's that.]

[thisisherson]

My hair. There aren't any mirrors with glass in them anymore, so-

[Wait. Stares for a second.]

...I'm sorry, but who are you?

[biebercut]

Oh, come on, I know I wasn't around that long before you left, but I know you learned my name...it's me, Sam.

[thisisherson]

Before I left?

[SUDDENLY THE LIGHTBULB GOES ON. Finn talked about this!]

...This is going to sound bizarre, but I, err. I haven't left yet.

[biiitchplz]

....and just when I thought the Alice in Wonderland motif couldn't get any tackier. Are you the Tweedle Dum to my Tweedle Dee?

[Yes. That was an insult on his intelligence. Bam, bitch.]

[thisisherson]

[What. ...He eyes him(self?) for a second, suspiciously. Well, there's no tech vest or awful baseball cap, so it isn't his Mirror.]

I'm pretty sure you have that backwards. Either that, or Wonderland has gotten much better at making doubles.

[biiitchplz]

I have nothing backwards. I'm far too amazing to be a duplicate of anyone. You have to be the double.

[You see, Kurt, this is you from about a year ago - right around Preggers. Where your ferocity and HBIC-ness hasn't quite gotten toned down yet. Enjoy.]

[thisisherson]

[Um, excuse you, but this Kurt Hummel is a freaking Cheerio now. He's on top of the world. ...Except for all of that awful stuff, but shut up.]

Um, no. I was here first. Nice try though.

[boldstarring]

A window might work out better.

[thisisherson]

[.......

Oh-so subtly drains the water out of the sink.]

Hm. Possibly.

[boldstarring]

[tilts a head to the side, watching him! his body language as a whole seems more casual, less guarded.]

If the lighting is right and you catch the right angle, it works like a charm.

[thisisherson]

[He's already over there giving it a try. And wouldn't you know it, it's actually working.]

Huh. So it does.

[YAY. ...This feels weird though, getting such useful help from Jesse of all people.]

I suppose I should thank you for the tip.