Mmkay, where's the entertainment?

[thisisironman]

It seems I've severely neglected my beat-up-the-bad-guys quota. Pepper! You need to tell me of these things, or else I'll end up vegging out on the sofa watching FOX News and chewing on potato fries like last time.

Whatever. I'll R&R with Jarvis in the (severely modified) suit en route. He's due for an upgrade anyway and I'm especially feeling

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[mjls]

Darling, just use your charming smile and I'm sure they would allow you to do training exercises everywhere you want.

[thisisironman]

Been there, tried that. Sadly there aren't many women high up on the army food chain, and those that have secured themselves a spot are either stuck PMSing for eternity or they bat exclusively for Team Cleavage.

[mjls]

Why don't you just bribe the men then? You have enough money

[thisisironman]

Surprisingly enough, that's kind of illegal. I tip-toe around rules and regulations but even that's a little much, don't you think? I'd rather sulk in my corner than go to jail.

Anyway General Ross is a tough guy to crack, and trust you me, I've tried everything.

[itspepperpotts]

I apologize, Mr. Stark, for your terrible habit of conveniently forgetting everything I tell you.

[thisisironman]

No need to get snooty with me, Miss Potts. It's not my fault I have an incredibly selective memory.

[itspepperpotts]

Oh, really? Then 'selectively memorize' your own appointments if you're not going to listen to me.

[thisisironman]

I never said I didn't listen. I just don't listen well.

[tehgreenfaerie]

You have a quota? Wow, Tony, I'm rather...not surprised, actually now that I think of it. Ya never seemed the 'vegging out on the sofa watching FOX news and chewing on potato fries' type, really. (Me, on the other hand, am quite that type and proud to declare it. You wouldn't believe what happens to me when I go out with friends! x.x)

Have fun, Tonydear.

[thisisironman]

It's more of an imaginary quota than one based in reality. I'm sure other people (well, mostly Pepper) would tell you I'm not organized enough to keep a running tally of my daring exploits, but even I need motivation, don't I? I'm A-grade lazy material when I'm not going around chasing skirts or blowing up stuff.

[tehgreenfaerie]

Ah, well, that explains it. Well then, continue on with your 'quota' and have fun with it, I guess. Just don't do anything incredibly stupid and dangerous. Well, more dangerous than your usual, I guess.

[thisisironman]

I wouldn't purposefully endanger myself, sweetheart. I love me too much.