Comments | thisisironman: Team Supes, basically.

thisisironman

Team Supes, basically.

Apr 20, 2009 17:10

Since most of the Avengers are off feeding their pet cats, I'll be teaming up with the JLA to help with preventing the whole Lex Luthor blowing a gasket and aiming his death laser at the moon thing. It's all on us, Steve. Let's not disappoint the man in the cape.

steve rogers, this is gonna be good, captain fucking america, avengers =/= jla, lex luthor is bald, i'm awesome

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libertysentinel April 20 2009, 21:42:43 UTC

I've already spoken to Superman and assured him that the JLA has my full cooperation. Our numbers may be low I don't think there's anything you and I can't accomplish if we work together. It's good to be on the same side again, Tony.

thisisironman April 20 2009, 21:47:43 UTC

Back at you. We've got this one in the bag.

bart_pulse April 20 2009, 21:50:16 UTC

Wait, why does Mister Lexington want to blow up the moon?

thisisironman April 20 2009, 22:03:49 UTC

Something to do with relationship drama trauma. Or a very rare form of rabid male PMS that only targets psychopathic bald men hellbent on trashing Superman.

You'll understand when you're older.

bart_pulse April 20 2009, 22:07:02 UTC

So... Mr. Lexington is mad at Superman because they had a relationship and it was dramatically traumatic?

theactionace April 20 2009, 22:14:24 UTC

Mr Lexington is mad at Superman because Mr Lexington is an idiot.

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thisislexluthor April 20 2009, 22:13:21 UTC

Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, believe you me.

thisisironman April 20 2009, 22:23:00 UTC

Boots? Don't you wear loafers or something?

thisislexluthor April 20 2009, 22:24:58 UTC

Not when I'm in my robot suit. I look forward to beating you with it, by the way.

thisisironman April 20 2009, 22:30:53 UTC

Your robot suit is purple.

I don't what that says about you, but it's hysterical. Please, don't let my superiority hit you on your way out.

theactionace April 20 2009, 22:13:41 UTC

You've never let me down, Tony, and I don't expect you will. Thanks for sticking by me.

thisisironman April 20 2009, 22:26:45 UTC

I don't make it a habit to deliver my second-best. I've got your back.

itspowergirl April 20 2009, 23:06:05 UTC

I feel like our team should have a flag, or maybe jerseys.

thisisironman April 20 2009, 23:15:48 UTC

We're not the girl scouts, sweetheart.

itspowergirl April 20 2009, 23:20:24 UTC

Jerseys? As in a sports team?

thisisironman April 20 2009, 23:37:03 UTC

Yeah, never really into sports. More of a technology kind of guy. Tell you what: you sew the jerseys, and I'll throw in a bunch of complementary watches for kicks.

Though your outfit would be a flag all on its own.

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