The system is down.

GrayI have a friend ( Read more... )

I Lost my TalkI lost my talk ( Read more... )

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Any guy who includes a quote by Ayn Rand on a dating website profile is probably insane.

Lil Wayne's negative and misogynistic lyrics prompt song of protest by three young ladies.

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Why are there blood clots coming out of my nose?

Yesterday afternoon Gord and I were walking up his sidewalk to his house, when I slipped on the ice. Instead of flailing and shrieking, I just kind of went with the fall, and ended up landing on my left side, and rolling over on my back. It literally did not hurt at all, and when I realized what had happened, all I could do was laugh while Gord ( Read more... )

Alright, kids. Here's the haps ( Read more... )

I wonder how old I'll have to be before playing various covers of "Monkey Man" while cooking dinner ceases to be fun.

I think the phrase "I'm a writer, not a blogger" is just as inherently pedantic as it is fallacious.

...I'm not even a blogger!