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victoria-ism #032
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victoria-ism #031
Victoria says (12:01 AM):
oh!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I missed by a minute
shouldn't have gone away to look at my reflection
damn my vanity.
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victoria-ism #30
Victoria says:
I should look into getting a license
if not a driver's, a gun.
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victoria-ism #29
Victoria says:
my bird doesn't like me laughing.
he's crazy yo
just like his mother.
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victoria-ism #28
Victoria says:
my dad got my mom a can opener
and he labeled it from me
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victoria-ism #27
Victoria says:
waahhhhh.
crap I'm talking like a manga
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victoria-ism #26
Victoria:
tomorrow is deep fried turkey
Christine:
deep fried turkey!
Victoria:
indeed
I suggest we also do deep fried pickles
but I don't know if my family will take me seriously
Christine:
yeah
it's like you will deep fry anything!
Victoria says:
but
deep fried pickles are real!
I had them at hooters!
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victoria-ism #025
Victoria says:
he said cake and I jumped
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victoria-ism #023
Victoria says:
it don't look right.
I think something is too big
like my ass.
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victoria-ism #022
Christine says:
i'm happy to hear that you will be wearing pants!
Victoria says:
oh right
I tend to tell you when I'm not