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[thisisnotmybed]

Don't eat at the Corner House! There is a family of chipmunks living in the basement! They are running around on their own free will, although they are occasionally threatened with the possibility of having a knife thrown at them by Workplace Steve. Their identities are unknown, seeing as it's hard to identify them as they run across the floor

Comments

[bornzelous]

Obviously, we have a crisis on our hands

[thisisnotmybed]

Yessiree, Kate the Exterminator.

P.S. I volunteered your services as chipmunk killer at my workplace. Hopefully you aren't still vegan

[bornzelous]

Chipmunks aren't so bad. Just don't pick them up, they bite. Amanda saw one run across the kitchen at school the other day, soon they'll become domestic, and we'll all have pet chipmunks.

I retired from my extermination job, waiting on rich tourists is less messy.

PS- would you name one "Alvin" for me?

[thisisnotmybed]

Yep for everything except the rich tourist part, that could be debateable

[you_waited]

the first time i read this i thought you were on drugs.

i hope you're well, dear.

[thisisnotmybed]

It's a good thing you read it again, I suppose. I can see how one could think that was a total trip if you didn't know what the Corner House was.

[zequanixa]

haha, tooo late. sorry cory! i ate there today with my family.
i ordered the chipmunk enchilada, it wasn't bad.
just kidddding. i actually got the chicken/broccoli pizza with tomatoes. it was quite yummy. i asked our waitress if you were working, but she said you weren't. It was a sad moment.

[thisisnotmybed]

Haha, it was sweet you asked. It's a good thing I wasn't though, seeing as it would've sucked if your dishes were dirty.

[cedar_chest]

i went to the corner house with abe and he has a mohawk and a weird eye. i didn't eat anything because i didn't desire food just then. the power was out in sandwich so they had the whole thing running on a generator. the atmosphere was nice.