we went to the surf contest in belmar for a little while and we were like walking off the beach and there were theese 2 ppl the guy was like 50 and hairy and this girl who was like 45 and i was like holy shit the girl is suckin on his nipples how fucked up so we kept walkinbg then just stoped and she had her hand up his pants and was giving him a ( Read more... )

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one day im going to run though the streets wearing your mom's skin. thats all

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50 yr old bennys who start shit with 16 yr old kids behind the sweet cow suck wang. that is all :) haha

Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! Happy Birthday Lauren Hall!! ( Read more... )

If there is one porn star/naked pair of twins you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

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Talk Dirty to Me

Things overheard at the STD clinic
by Paul Demko
The quotes below are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments.

"I have reason to ( Read more... )

kerrie taylor iss sitting next to me.. i can see her fallopian tubes. shakestpeaeare and splooge brave new world. she is so smart. tim janochas is behind me and i told him how hot don janocha is ... iseen it. ohmmmmmmm da hun huna un wow slim- tim. wooo weeeeeee whats goin on kerrie dont know her password to live journal.... its teets. jessss it ( Read more... )