Old journal out, New journal in.
Dear Santa,
I would like it if you stopped Hannah making me throw up all the time. I like eating, and do not think it is fair. I am considering a law suit. Also, I would like a pony.
Love,
Rori.
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I would like it if you stopped Hannah making me throw up all the time. I like eating, and do not think it is fair. I am considering a law suit. Also, I would like a pony.
Love,
Rori.
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Do you have a fictional character/religious figure you would like me to address an entry to? Leave a comment!
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Wow, I can't believe you're having a baby at 17. What's the deal?
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No wait. That's not right.
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"Do you have a fictional character/religious figure you would like me to address an entry to? Leave a comment!"
It's only fair to address letters also to Jesus, Colonel Sanders (he's a religion to fat people!), Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, George Orwell, and the Kleenex duck. That should keep you going for a while. Stay well, chicky.
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Dear gods. I didn't think there was anything you could say that would have me laughing at 3am. Holy shit, Tegs.
You are teh awesome. You're almost like my god in that one statement, so I'm going to write a letter to you, too. :D
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