One new fitted hat. One new pair Diesel jeans that my ass looks fly in. Three pairs American Apparel underwear. Two bottles Jameson. One Tiffany&Co. bracelet for my mom. Three stitches removed. One bottle Emu oil. I spent easily $600 today without batting an eye. Now I know what rapper's feel like. Rags to riches.
New job is the shit. I make mad loot in tips, plus I make like seven dollars an hour. 40 hours a week. I get mad hookups too. I've already gottin free drink vouchers at two other bars. I can't wait to graduate and move into my own place, alone. I don't wanna live with people anymore.