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[thismustbematty]

Am I the ONLY one who actually appreciates these sex ed classes?

Hope everyone enjoyed the Jewish holiday, whoever celebrates. As for me, I spent the weekend working on my new single that will hopefully hit the common room sometime this week.

Anyway, Lavincakes, I wanted to have a word with you, big sister. I hear you have a cat.

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[riahs_better]

Yes. The rest of us don't need them.

[thismustbematty]

The rest being the overly horny upperclassmen?

[riahs_better]

That's one way to put it. Or the ones of us that don't lead a sheltered little kid existence.
There's not much to learn in the class: safe sex, use charms so you don't have a kid, don't get a disease, your emotions go crazy, hormones, blahblahblah. Nothing important that my dad didn't tell me when I was 12

[thismustbematty]

Dad and I are more... "Let's go have a catch son."

Anyway, it's just good to know some of this stuff.. just in case...

[angelica_lincks]

Care to explain why that is?

New single, hm?

[thismustbematty]

I'm actually learning stuff?...

Oh yes. It's a bit classical, not so new rock.

[angelica_lincks]

And what exactly are you planning to do with your new knowledge?

Fast or slow?

[thismustbematty]

Be more knowledgeable?

Medium, with some good fast bits. I think it's going to be a winner.

[lavvy_b]

A word with me? That sounds so serious, Matt! I do have a cat. How are you?

[thismustbematty]

Well, it's not THAT serious... heh. It was mainly about the cat. What's its name? I assume it's named after me.

[lavvy_b]

It's a female, so no. But her name is Mittens!

[thismustbematty]

Matilda Mittens it is. :] Matilda is close enough to Matt