So, big day ( Read more... )

Today when my parents had no idea where I was I happened to be playing frisbee with an ultraconservative christian with a brother in iraq and a trio of unruly ferrets who lived on the sketchy side of the plateau ( Read more... )

They say in life you need a goal to make it worthwhile ( Read more... )

Jen has a bigger dick than me. :(

Today on Ask Myspace, we visit the Myspace Republicans forum.

First off, what exactly is a Republican?

I don't think there is a "true" Republican. Also, as a poli sci student, I have learned one very important thing: a political party and an ideology are two very different things. Uh oh, we're facing college-educated Republicans that have learned ( Read more... )

The truth is out there.

Just not ( here )

With all of a week of school left, this is my single concession to sentimentality. Skip it if you'd like ( Read more... )

*head explodes ( Read more... )

She came with flowers in her hair and a smile on her face, and late at night, dodging cops and screaming out the windows, everything was right with the world.

Save the teenage angst for later, right now I feel fine.

Option A ( Read more... )