It's winter already. And I'm still here. I'm not really sure how I feel about that. Sure, I miss home, my sister, my friends. But it's really not so bad here.

And apparently, there's going to be some sort of wedding. Is that even allowed?

After that crazy mist and freaky storm and being turned into a plushie for Halloween, I've had about enough.

Anyone normal without magic and super powers want to hang out?

[The recorder clicks on. A small, squeaky voice is heard on the other end, incoherently ranting and raving. After a while there is silence, then the voice returns again. Louder, although the owner of the voice is already screaming at the top of his tiny lungs at this point.]

HARUHI!

[More rambling, until the recorder times out.]

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H-Haruhi? You're still here, right?

[screened from Haruhi]

Little Puppy!

That's right, I'm talking to you. Antisocial guy with an eyepatch.

[/screened]

((ooc: Of course, real!Syaoran's not the only guy with an eyepatch in Econtra, so feel free to respond to this~♥))

We're under attack, aren't we? All this mist...

I don't like this one bit.

Haruhi, don't go anywhere, okay?

Okay, so who here doesn't have super powers, out-of-this-world abilities, magic, ESP or stuff of that sort?

And can somebody please tell me why I was even brought here? I know, I know, humanity facing extinction, war against aliens... but I'm useless just an ordinary high school student! I'm not cut out for this!

I feel horribly left out.

A present...?

Uh, thank you. I never expected to receive anything like this. I mean, this is a military compound and all, so... wait, wait a minute. Konata-san, is this from you? You're the only one other than Haruhi who knows me, after all.

I haven't exactly met my roommates. Hey guys, it's Kyon, maybe we could meet sometime? It'll make me less

This can't be real.

This is just a dream, a very bad dream. I'm in the future, and I've just been enlisted to fight in a war against a bunch of aliens to save humanity. Yeah, sure. Let me get my sword, okay?

...

Koizumi! Nagato! Asahina-san! This is all a joke, right?

Please tell me you're here!

...

Haruhi's sure gonna love this.