"Would you mind if I had sex with your car."
Jess called me up around 730 about goin out to eat. She dropped by with her friend (he looks like the daddy from Full House...only cute). He just liked me for my car ::hangs head:: But i asked my mom about goin out. she said fine. But then dad came home and they made me eat dinner (o.O cuz taht makes a lot of sense being that i'm going out to EAT) so i was late getting there. It was me, jess, marie, callan, kris, and jess's friend who i'm gonna call rob cuz i dont kno his name. We talked about a lot of stuff including ex's and sex and porn and me eating out jess and ppl possibly comin over tomorrow nite to get shitfaced since theres nothin better to do. good stuff. lol afterwards we decided to go get ices. i went to get my car and brought it around front. i'm taling to kris i think when i hear MEGAN! LOOK! CAR!! so i look ahead of me and all i see is this heavenly 1970sum piece of blue and white ass just begging me to follow it. It was all "Come Hither" and shit. so i just took off outta no where with marie n kris. kris was like FUCK YEAH I LOVE U MEG! and marie was having a heart attack in the back. but jess said the dudes in it where hott. so its 1) FUCKING AWESOME CAR I WANTED TO HUMP and 2) cute boys. and i looked good i wasnt gonna let that go to waste. so i managed to catch up to them (I.S.R. [Insane Skill Required] #1). they saw me tryinna get next to them so they caught up to me (cuz i managed to get ahaead of them sumhow. i think iw as trying to get a full side view of that assssssss - er - car. yeah car. so at the light i climbed out my window and asked if i could touch it. ::melt:: it was all sparkley blue with two white stripes goin the length of the car and it had black leather seats and just ::MO:: i would have licked it but that would have been gross. They wernt all tha good looking (god DAMNIT jess. you have HORRIBLE taste. lol) so i just had my fill of the sexiness that was their automobile and went towards hylan. apparently they follwed us. but i went thru the parking lot by Kmart to cross thru to hylan. now. i was goin pretty fast since there was only one car there. This asshole fuckin swirves to the left out of nowhere. no blinker. doesnt look to see whos around. just fuckin turns in the middle of nowhere and nearly goes RIGHT into the front right side of me. Now. I managed to pull sum shit off and get so that i was right next to him. threfore no crash occred. (I.S.R. #2!) DO YOU KNO HOW MUCH IT TAKES TO PULL THAT OFF? DO U KNO HOW FAST UR MIND/REFLEXES HAVE TO WORK IN ORDER TO NOT FLIP OVER?!!!!!!!!!! ::kicks something:: so marie is fuckin freaking out in the back. kristen's having the time of her life. and marie is begging me to let her out. um, no? no at nite. not by urself, most defintly not if the near accident was NOT my fault (and i ALWAYS admit when its my fault when sumn with driving is involved). Even kristen (who;s honest about everything) said it was completely not my fault. that she saw that the driver didnt even look to see if anyone was around. so dont go saying to let u out that i cant drive and all ths shit. yeh i drive fast. I HAVE A FUCKING SPORTS CAR IM NOT GONNA DRIVE THE SPEEDLIMIT ARE U SHITTING ME. ::bites tongue:: i'll get into that in a sec. on with the events. so i go to the light. the dudes in The Car find us. Theyre sittin at the light staring at me. light goes green. they show off with the cars hotness and i cant help myself but pull myself out of the car and just want to masturbate RIGHT there cuz just....oh my fucking god. burning rubber and a classic piece of metal like that? ::moan:: it went into the applebees's parking lot but kris realized it too late. so i went around. found jess. the car was parked and the ppl were chyllin outside. i got out and jsut stared at it. i asked if i could have sex with it. the dude was like "u can try out th back seat if u want ::smirk::" oh sweetheart. if u were cute i so would have. i should have taken a pic ::kicks self:: but there was NO blood flowin to the brain at all so just ::sigh:: wtvr. anyways. marie went with jess. cuz i "cant drive for shit" apparently ::rolls eyes:: u take my car. u do what i did. then tell me i cant fucking drive. rite. me n kris drove off and shit b/c i HATE following ppl. we found the place. i got a Chocolate Cheesecake icey ::uber MO:: it was soooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood. but then i had to go. so cheers. =o( i miss them.
okay back to my car/i cant drive thing. it really bothers me when my friends dont trust me when i drive. how can u think that i'd drive like i do with ppl i care about in the car and NOT have sum sense to what i'm doing. i dont get it. at dinner jess and marie were saying sumn abot when i drove the van and made it seem like i had no idea as to what i was doing b/c ONE FUCKIG TIME i couldnt park the shittin thing. terribly fucking sorry. it was the size of a house. they were making it seem like i was such a horrible driver that rob wouldnt get in my car. jsut. fuck u. okay? marie was saying she was hyperventalating in the back saying to let her out like i almost went into an oncoming truck or that i flipped over or sum shit like that. kris was saying im crazy n ish cuz on halloween she was sittin on the couch in the back and was sliding all over. ::bites fist:: MINI VAN. WTF. utb rob was saying sumn about how he used to drive liek tht n shit and that it DOES take a lot to pull off what i did. so HA! fuck all you and ur shit about me driving. u dont like it u can walk next time. i'll jsut take kris as my sidekick \m/ fuck the rst of u's. i wouldnt put any of my friends in danger of anything if i didnt have as muhc control over my car as i do. so therefore: STOP FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT IT.
Im pretty sure it was a chevy chevelle. looked a lot like this one
thats a 1972 Chevy Chevelle SS. i'm gonna ask jess for rob's SN when she gets on cuz i kno he knew what it was. i jsut didnt hear it.
if anyone has any idears on how i can remotely load my background w/o it fucking up do let me kno?! im gettin relle irritated here...