This is the Livejournal presence of Mo(nique) D*v***.
This is not a puppet, or a puppet life.
I just want to read other people's livejournaling.
You can read my blog at maudit.austinimprov.com

I was just sitting here TRYING to have a conversation with Gus about how crappy us puppets get treated by non-puppet-type people (basically everyone except Mo and Bob and that nice Shannon guy). He is, of course, trying to talk to the chef about fois gras, but The Chef is ignoring him, too. I think Gus gets ignored a lot by everyone but me. He ( Read more... )

Sometimes humans lie. Even ones who say they love you. Mo and Bob left me and Gus at home while they went on their road trip. We were left home with The Chef who probably wanted to rub us with coffee and broil us. Of course, Mo says that there is no way anyone wants to eat coffee-rubbed puppet and that it's not like I'm a sheep puppet or ( Read more... )

I'm back at Bob's house, spending lots of time with Gus. We've had some good conversations, mostly about oats and the dictionary, but we talked about feelings too, and about Mo and Bob, and about Largo, the other puppet. I am supposed to be getting a bat puppet friend/pet at some point, but Mo hasn't made the bat yet ( Read more... )

Greetings, Puppet Fans! It has been awhile since I have updated this, owing to the fact that I've been spending a lot of time in Mo's purse ( Read more... )

I am very confused. Very, very confused by this concept of "friends." Mo had a dinner party, which seemed good at first because I got to meet her roommate Lydia and some other friends of hers. So, while everyone was eating, Mo came and got me off of her bed, and brought me out to meet everyone. AND THEY WERE SO MEAN TO ME!! One guy in ( Read more... )

Hello! Yesterday was a pretty good day! I sent an e-mail to BOB!! (the best guy EVER) yesterday while he was at work BEGGING him to bring me some Pop Tarts! And you know what? When he and Mo came home last night, you know what they gave me? A box of brown sugar and cinnamon POP TARTS! YAY! Pop Trats are made by a company called Kellongs, and ( Read more... )

I am made of a sock. Before I was Elizabeth, I spent a lot of time on Bob's feet. I think a lot of sentient beings (including puppets) often feel like they've spent a lot of time on someone's feet, being a sock. Fortunately for me, Bob has nice, nonstinky feet ( Read more... )

Hello! Thank you for coming back and reading about me, even though I am just a puppet with a crappy dress. Mo has STILL not made me a new dress. But the good thing is, she took me out yesterday!!!! They went to two restaurants and Mo did not take me out of her purse until they were DONE EATING, meaning they in no way wanted to share food with ( Read more... )

I am very lonely. Very very lonely. Mo and Bob are gone all day and they don't take me with them. Bob said he would take me to his work and introduce me to people and I am very excited about that! He also told me to not let Gus eat more dry oats. Apparently that is a huge problem here ( Read more... )