You know those moments when you just want to shoot yourself for being a wimp? Now is one of those times for me. I just agreed to three different graveyard shifts at work (4:30 am - 12:30pm) Aggggh.. the things I will do for the cold, hard, ca$h ( Read more... )

maybe I'll catch fire.

Today was day numero 2 at work. I'm loving it. This evening I was working with a large, German, nymphomaniac, two pregnant Filipino women, a 21 yr. old, and a dyke. I get to start collecting tips next week. ROCK.

Today, coincidentally, was also fabulous due to my completing my last AP exam ever and skipping the last two classes in exchange for a ( Read more... )

"I know you might roll your eyes at this, but I'm so glad you exist."

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I'll eat your fucking braaaains.

Let's just have some fun, guys.

Tomorrow I go in for minor surgery to have a mole removed from my right arm. Bring on the suturing!

Tuesday I may get to see Sound Effects Boy? yea?

Wednesday and Thursday I skip school to go to Starbucks classes in SeaTac from 9am - 3pm. Mmmm, money.

Thursday I want to have a beach picnic in the evening if it's ( Read more... )

Last night was pure sex ( Read more... )

( You say I'm fixable )

RULES: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this, allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Mommy, I'm on fire.