What a Wednesday!

I bought a new bong.

HOWDIDTHISHAPPEN?

And would you fuck me?

'Cause I'd fuck me.

Today my dog got hit by a car.
He survived.
I'm thinking about jacking his morphine.

I'm going insane.

My experiment has opened the doors.
If you see the band-aid, don't ask.

I feel really fucking horrible.

With a name like, Baby Born to Brain-Dead Virginia Woman Dies, how could it not be good?

"I just have trouble understanding how truth, all by itself, could be enough for a person."

Name that author.

I know why Crazy Grandma went crazy.

And I hack-proofed all my shoes.

Just ate my first (ever) Welch's Fruit Snack.
White Grape Raspberry, to be exact.
IT WAS FABULOUS.
I highly recommend them.

IT'S ALL RELATIVE!!!!!!!!!!

I won't tell, if you won't.

'A short time's a long time when your mind just won't let it go.'
Oh, Jack. How right you are.

And I shall mock you with my simple chords!