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alright i know rachel already criticized this, but i must must must add. i've lived here my entire life. and this is the dumbest thing ever. seriously, what asshole wrote this? NOT someone from nasvhille.
The word "snow" means a week off from school and maybe even work.
actually it just means you won't find a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk. anywhere
To you Paris is near Waverly and Athens and Rome are in Georgia.
yes. we really are stupid bumpkins. we don't know what europe is. we don't know that paris is in france. athens is in greece and rome is in italy.
You stop your car for ambulances, fire trucks and hearses.
indeed. BECAUSE ITS THE FUCKING LAW. what the fuck else do you do?
You take down your Christmas tree before January first.
let's just say you do... so? is it like some high class thing to leave up your tree longer? i thought it would be white trash to leave up your tree for too long.
Someone within hearing distance is singing or humming.
what? like no one hums in other cities. puh-lease!
There's a musical instrument somewhere in the house.
actually, no, there isn't. and so what if there was one? is it soooooo weird to be a musician? NO
You don't do things without "fixin" to do them first.
no comment. like calling a water fountain a bubbler makes sense!
You judge things as "alright", "fine" or "right fine".
no. try east tennessee chief.
Your food has beans or Tobasco in it.
no, you don't put beans in your food. you eat beans with your food. jesus christ get it right
You know what a T-Rac is.
how could you not? the media shoves that shitty ass football team down your throat every chance they get.
You "luck up" and not "luck out".
what? this luck up shit is news to me. never heard it.
Drivers stop before they turn.
what? ummmm yeah, if there's a car coming. or a STOP sign
Someone you know has written a song.
ohmygod that is soooo weird. no one knows anyone in a band. what the fuck man?
You own the boots but can't ride a horse.
only tourists buy cowboy boots and hats. fucking amateurs
No one around you is a native Nashvillian either.
what? shaaaaa my whole family is. extended family. plenty of my friends. that's a myth, much like the "liberal media"
You run red lights so you won't be hit from behind.
nope. i run red lights so i won't have to sit at them
Fast food is faster inside than at the drive-up window.
sure, cause people are fucking fat and lazy and can't get out of their cars so the line is shorter inside. nashville's no different than any other american city... it's full of lazy fat asses.
To you a well-trained dog stays in the bed of the truck.
nope. a well-trained dog isn't annoying, mean, loud, jumpy, etc
Half of the people at work know someone in entertainment.
nope. another myth.
Strangers ask if you're doin alright, and friends ask what's goin on.
no. strangers say "i'm good. how are you?"
You ignore country stars but dance and holler in front of football players.
yet another myth. in my 23 years, the only country music star i've ever seen EVER is johnny cash, at the airport. years ago. belive it or not, garth brooks and tim mcgraw DO NOT walk the streets of nashville.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nashville.
there's nothing to get, because whoever wrote this hasn't even been to nashville, clearly.
The word "snow" means a week off from school and maybe even work.
actually it just means you won't find a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk. anywhere
To you Paris is near Waverly and Athens and Rome are in Georgia.
yes. we really are stupid bumpkins. we don't know what europe is. we don't know that paris is in france. athens is in greece and rome is in italy.
You stop your car for ambulances, fire trucks and hearses.
indeed. BECAUSE ITS THE FUCKING LAW. what the fuck else do you do?
You take down your Christmas tree before January first.
let's just say you do... so? is it like some high class thing to leave up your tree longer? i thought it would be white trash to leave up your tree for too long.
Someone within hearing distance is singing or humming.
what? like no one hums in other cities. puh-lease!
There's a musical instrument somewhere in the house.
actually, no, there isn't. and so what if there was one? is it soooooo weird to be a musician? NO
You don't do things without "fixin" to do them first.
no comment. like calling a water fountain a bubbler makes sense!
You judge things as "alright", "fine" or "right fine".
no. try east tennessee chief.
Your food has beans or Tobasco in it.
no, you don't put beans in your food. you eat beans with your food. jesus christ get it right
You know what a T-Rac is.
how could you not? the media shoves that shitty ass football team down your throat every chance they get.
You "luck up" and not "luck out".
what? this luck up shit is news to me. never heard it.
Drivers stop before they turn.
what? ummmm yeah, if there's a car coming. or a STOP sign
Someone you know has written a song.
ohmygod that is soooo weird. no one knows anyone in a band. what the fuck man?
You own the boots but can't ride a horse.
only tourists buy cowboy boots and hats. fucking amateurs
No one around you is a native Nashvillian either.
what? shaaaaa my whole family is. extended family. plenty of my friends. that's a myth, much like the "liberal media"
You run red lights so you won't be hit from behind.
nope. i run red lights so i won't have to sit at them
Fast food is faster inside than at the drive-up window.
sure, cause people are fucking fat and lazy and can't get out of their cars so the line is shorter inside. nashville's no different than any other american city... it's full of lazy fat asses.
To you a well-trained dog stays in the bed of the truck.
nope. a well-trained dog isn't annoying, mean, loud, jumpy, etc
Half of the people at work know someone in entertainment.
nope. another myth.
Strangers ask if you're doin alright, and friends ask what's goin on.
no. strangers say "i'm good. how are you?"
You ignore country stars but dance and holler in front of football players.
yet another myth. in my 23 years, the only country music star i've ever seen EVER is johnny cash, at the airport. years ago. belive it or not, garth brooks and tim mcgraw DO NOT walk the streets of nashville.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nashville.
there's nothing to get, because whoever wrote this hasn't even been to nashville, clearly.