Why Bre Should Just Stop Thinking Part II
And so the insanity continues. For those who've just been friended, go to this post and this post first for it to make sense :D ... as much sense as it can make, that is.
Title: Sailor Moon... JE Style! Part II
Characters: The complete list is in Part I, below is who appears in this part.
Warnings: COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRACK. Which I suck at. Parody of Sailor Moon, so don't yell at me or take it seriously or whatever. Everyone is OOC, pretty much =D
Notes: I don't know why you guys like this so much, I can't do crack T_T
You might notice that I changed the role of Sailor Mercury from Ueda to Shige. After I thought about it, I thought Shige made a better Ami. 'Cause he's smart and whatnot. Sorry Tat-chan T_T So if you see any random Ueda's in the story, that's cause I wrote it the first time with Ueda as Ami, and then went back and changed it but might have missed some.
Disclaimer: None of it is mine.
STARRING
YAMADA RYOSUKE as Sailor Moon/Usagi
NAKAJIMA YUTO as Tuxedo Kamen/ Mamoru
KATO SHIGEAKI as Sailor Mercury/ Ami
KUSANO HIRONORI as Luna
MORIMOTO RYUTARO as Naru
IMAI TSUBASA as Queen Beryl
TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI as Jadeite
YABU KOTA as Aino Minako
TEGOSHI YUYA as Motoki
NISHIKIDO RYO as... someone!
AYUKAWA TAIYOU as the narrators helper :D
PART TWO
YAMADA: Wait, you mean this thing is continuing? I have to wear a skirt AGAIN?!
TAIYOU: Get use to it kid, it gets worse.
>>;; Anyway, when we last left off, Yamada Ryosuke, a completely normal and dull-
YAMADA: HEY!
-I mean, cute teenage boy found out that he was really Sailor Moon, defender of the Earth! It is up to him to not only protect all the lovely people that live here, but also find his fellow sailor scouts AND the Princess with the Mystical Silver Crystal.
YAMADA: … do I get out of school for this?
Unfortunately, no. Super hero’s still have to go to school.
YAMADA: D:
Anyway, today we start off at Crown, a really cool karaoke place that everyone just loves. I don’t know why. Working at the front counter iiiiiissss Tegoshi!
TEGOSHI: -playing with his pet turtle- Aww, aren’t you just the cuuuutest?
… Tegoshi has some random fixation with turtles. Don’t ask.
YAMADA: … oooookaaaay…
TAIYOU: It’s not weirder than you in a skirt.
YAMADA: HEY! … point. Anyway, weren’t you going to lock yourself up in your room or something until this was over?
TAIYOU: She found me.
=D
YAMADA: Ah.
TAIYOU: Yeah.
TEGOSHI: Er, did you want something? I want to go back to playing with my turtle~
YAMADA: … which is not creepy at all. Here you go~ -shows him one year pass-
TEGOSHI: Okay, go in :D
YAMADA: =D -goes in-
TEGOSHI: … I didn’t know we had one year passes…
Yamada stepped through one of the doors, but instead of seeing the regular karaoke room, he found this really cool and super secret lair of justice!
TAIYOU: … lair of-
SHUT UP.
YAMADA: WOW. This is COOL. -runs around the place like a hyperactive seven-year-old- LOOK, CANDY!
TAIYOU: … you gave him candy?
Technically, Kusano gave him candy.
KUSANO: … bad judgment on my part.
TAIYOU: I’ll say.
KUSANO: But at least it will give us some privacy! Only the senshi can enter it! Now, you know that it is the soldiers duty to protect the world of the great evil that is awakening, find the Princess… are you listening?
YAMADA: OMG YOU HAVE YABU KOTA’S NEWEST SONG?!! -fangirlboy spazz- -goes up to karaoke machine to start singing it-
KUSANO: … I don’t even know what to say to this.
YAMADA: Hey, I’m trying to sing here!
KUSANO: PAY ATTENTION, YAMADA! Since you are the only senshi now, YOU have to protect the townspeople, and YOU have to find the rest of the senshi!
YAMADA: ... O_O Aaah!
KUSANO: I know it is a big job, but-
YAMADA: I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
KUSANO: … D:
Yamada made it to school barely on time, and went to check his rankings with the rest of the students.
YAMADA: Ah, Mori-chan got fifteenth!
MORIMOTO: =D I’m sure you did just as well!
BOTH: -look-
MORIMOTO: … brains aren’t everything?
YAMADA: T___T
MORIMOTO: Ah, it looks like Kato-san got first again.
YAMADA: Waaah, lucky! I wish I was that smart.
RANDOM PEOPLE THAT DON’T HAVE NAMES: Like brains get him anywhere, all he does is study study study. What a loser!
asiydh;seda DON’T CALL SHIGE A LOSER.
TAIYOU: -thwack-
MUST YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME?!
KUSANO: I don’t think you want him to answer that.
TAIYOU: =D
MORIMOTO: But they are right. All he does is study, and the only friends he has are the people who want to mooch off his smarts.
RANDOM PERSON: Yeah, but he refuses to help anyone, like a spoiled little princess!
YAMADA: Hey, shut up, he’ll hear! But still, it’s amazing how smart he is…
TAIYOU: And how not smart you are?
STOP BEING SO MEAN. Loser.
TAIYOU: >_<
At lunch, Kusano followed Shige to the roof.
KUSANO: Hm… I’m getting a reaction without the brat around. That must mean…
AND THEN WE SKIP AHEAD BECAUSE WE CAN’T HAVE YOU LEARNING EVERYTHING AT ONCE! HAHAHA.
SHIGE: -walking home from school-
KUSANO: -lying on the ground-
SHIGE: Did you lose your owner? -picks him up- Here, maybe they will see you here.
YAMADA: Kato-san~ You found my… stuffed dog!
SHIGE: … you have a stuffed dog?
YAMADA: … yes. Doesn’t everyone?
SHIGE: …
YAMADA: … thanks? -picks him up-
SHIGE: … bye.
YAMADA: AH, wait! Do you always talk to stuffed animals?
SHIGE: .__.
YAMADA: AH! I MEAN! … let’s go shopping!
SHIGE: ?_?
So anyway, Yamada dragged Shige basically everywhere, and Shige was just like @___@ while Yamada talked and talked and talked. He never shuts up. It’s kinda cute :D
SHIGE: Er… I gotta go now.
YAMADA: Aww T__T Okay.
SHIGE: -walks by store-
YABU KOTA’S VOICE: Yotei chouwa no chousetsu ya eiga ga tsumaranai you ni
JINSEE mo sukoshi ZURE tara omoshiroi no kamoshirenai…
SHIGE: -stops-
YAMADA: Eehhhh?! OMG ARE YOU A YABU KOTA FAN?! YAY! Isn’t he awesome?~
SHIGE: Uhm, the music helps me concentrate…
YAMADA: Ah. That’s a little different from what I do when listening… -cough- So, did you get the new album?
SHIGE: N-no…
YAMADA: WELL HERE, BORROW MINE! =D
SHIGE: ... th-thanks. ... -runs away-
And once again, the power of fangirling draws people together!
YAMADA: He’s a lot cooler than how people describe him! He’s normal, just like me! … but without the skirt thing.
KUSANO: I wouldn’t say that! He’s a senshi! I FOUND ANOTHER ONE! NOW I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU!
YAMADA: … I’ll ignore that for now.
Later that night, while Shige was at his cram school, Yamada and Kusano were talking about how cool it was to find another senshi.
YAMADA: It’s great that Shige-chan’s a senshi! He’s smart and pretty and HE LIKES YABU KOTA.
KUSANO: Yeah, lets focus on the smart part, since we are clearly lacking in that department.
YAMADA: … -throws pillow-
KUSANO: -hit- @_@
Overnight, at Shige’s cram school, a mysterious stranger came and placed some weird rock next to these two statues. Why?
I don’t know. But all of a sudden, a youma appeared, and attacked the teacher! OH NO, WHAT CAN THIS MEAN?!?!
The next morning…
YAMADA: -running to school- SHIGE-CHAN!
SHIGE: Ano, Yamada-san, here-
YAMADA: Waaaah, I overslept again, and had to run all the way here! Come on, I wanna tell you something!
A couple of minutes later…
SHIGE: … me? A senshi?
YAMADA: Uh huh! You’ll get this transformation thing and fight with me, right? Of course, the transformation isn’t all that great. You have to wear a skirt. I don’t really like that part, but-
SHIGE: So… you only wanted to become my friend because I am a senshi?
YAMADA: Whaaaat? No, of course not!
SHIGE: I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be a senshi.
YAMADA: D: It’s the skirt, right? It’s not that bad… well, it is, but I guess I’ll get over it?
SHIGE: No, I’m just too busy. Cram school and all. So… bye.
After school…
YAMADA: This sucks! I thought Shige-chan would be a senshi with me so I wouldn’t have to cross dress alone!
KUSANO: Let me talk to him!
YAMADA: No, he doesn’t want to!
KUSANO: I don’t care! It’s his mission, and that is all there is to it!
YAMADA: … rude little thing -smacks him off the table-
TAIYOU: You definitely don’t get paid enough.
You’ve been quiet for a while. Is Hikaru here?
TAIYOU: >____< Must. Not. Kill.
YAMADA MAMA: Ryosuke, here you go~
YAMADA: -blinku- Eh?
YAMADA MAMA: Cram school!
YAMADA: -blinku- Eh?
YAMADA MAMA: You’re grades… well, they suck, so I decided to sign you up for cram school!
YAMADA: Whaaaa?
YAMADA MAMA: Cry about it later and get going!
YAMADA: D: I get no love around here.
I LOVE YOU YAMA-CHAN! And so does Yuto!
YAMADA: … who?
… UHM. UHM. A figment of my imagination?
YAMADA: … I can believe that.
At his own cram school, Shige was… completely ignoring everyone by listening to Yabu Kota! YAY YABU!
TEACHER: Okay everyone listen to me now! -hypnotizing everyone-
SHIGE: -listening to Yabu-
YABU KOTA’S VOICE: Hito ha naze ichido dake shika ikiru CHANSU ga nai no
Meanwhile…
YAMADA: … I’m lost.
TAIYOU: You have a map.
YAMADA: ;_; Leave me alone!
KUSANO: Oooh, look! You’re going to the same one Shige-chan is going to! This is a chance to persuade him!
YAMADA: I told you, I’m not going to force him!
YAMADA: -runs in to someone- Ah, I’m- -looks up- Heeeey… it’s you again!
GUY FROM PART ONE: You’re from the model place! Sheesh, can’t you walk without hurting someone?
YAMADA: WHAT?!
GUY: And what kind of teenage boy talks to a stuffed dog?
YAMADA: >____< SHUT UP! -walks away-
GUY: -rolls eyes- -picks up dropped paper- Hey, aren't you going the wrong way?
YAMADA: What?
GUY: That’s the way to the smart place. You’re going there -points to cutesy little kiddie place-
YAMADA: WHAT?! Mama, I’m not THAT stupid!
GUY: I dunno, fits you perfectly. -walking away-
YAMADA: NO IT DOESN’T! I’m not an idiot!
KUSANO: I should have known that Yama-chan wasn’t on the same level as Shige-chan >>;
YAMADA: -Bunny Glare of DOOM- What. Did. You. Say?
KUSANO: O_O Uhm. I mean. … HEY LOOK, A YOUMA!
YAMADA: Huh?
Sure enough, over at Shige’s cram school, all the students were being placed under a spell! Everyone but Shige fainted, because Shige was still listening to YABU KOTA, YAY!
TAIYOU: How come you don’t get that excited over me?
… I LOVE YOU, TAIYOU!
TAIYOU: THEN LET ME GO!
-clings- NO, I NEEEEEEEEEED YOU! YAMADA NEEDS YOU! HIKARU NEEDS YOU!
TAIYOU: >>; Hikaru’s not even here.
YAMADA: Uhm, hey, can we get back to the story? Thanks.
SHIGE: -looking around- Er… what’s going on?
TEACHER: You aren’t suppose to be listening to that, you are suppose to be listening to me so I can put you under my spell and drain your energy!
SHIGE: Whaaat?
TEACHER: I mean! … damn. -transforms into youma-
SHIGE: O_O -runs away-
YOUMA: Why must they always run? -chases-
YAMADA: Oh no, Shige-chan’s getting attacked!
KUSANO: Yama-chan, transform!
YAMADA: Again? Aw, darn it, I was hoping-
KUSANO: JUST DO IT!
YAMADA: HMF! Fine then.
YAMADA: MOON PRISM POWER! MAKE UP!
-sparkly transformation scene from last time-
SHIGE: -backs into balcony- Don’t hurt me!
YAMADA: Don’t touch him! -grabs tiara-
YAMADA: MOON TIARA BOOMERANG! -throws-
YOUMA: -hit-
YAMADA: … hey, that was fun =D
AND CUTE! Kawaii Sailor Yama-chan~
YOUMA: -angry- -grabs Shige-
SHIGE: AAAH! -falls over side of balcony-
YAMADA: SHIGE-CHAN! -grabs-
YOUMA: -falls to the ground- -goes KERPLUNK-
YAMADA: -holding on to Shige- Maaah, you’re heavy! X_X
SHIGE: >_< Is that you, Yamada-san?
DOG-LIKE YOUMA THING: -revives other youma-
YAMADA: ER, no time for that! I have to get you to safety!
SHIGE: If I transform, then I…
YAMADA: Don’t do it, seriously! You’ll have to cross dress and it will ruin your life, and if you are smart, you WON’T DO IT!
SHIGE: Then… what do I do about the falling part?
YAMADA: Uh… I don’t know.
KUSANO: YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM, DAMNIT!
YAMADA: NOT IF HE DOESN’T WANT TO DO IT!
KUSANO: -ignoring- Shige-chan, if you transform, you won’t die~
YAMADA: That isn’t fair! You’re making it sound like he has no other choice, like being a sailor scout is actually a GOOD thing!
KUSANO: It is a good thing, when you are dangling twenty feet in the air!
YAMADA: IS NOT!
KUSANO: IS TOO!
YAMADA: IS NOT!
KUSANO: IS TOO!
YAMADA: IS-
TAIYOU: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP!
SHIGE: Hey, I’m still dangling over here!
SHIGE: -hand slips- -falls-
YAMADA: O_O … oops.
Now that he was falling to his death, Shige didn’t really have that much of a choice. It was either do or die, as they say!
YAMADA: Oh come on, it’s not THAT serious. I’m sure he’ll live… sure, he might have a mild concussion…
KUSANO: Face it, kid, ya don’t have an argument.
YAMADA: But he doesn’t want to do it! I’m not going to force him to do something he doesn’t want to do!
SHIGE: … really? You aren’t going to try and force me to do it? -still falling-
SHIGE: You know what, I don’t have time for this!
SHIGE: MERCURY POWER, MAKE UP!
-more pretty, special effects-
SHIGE: Senshi of Water and Wisdom, Sailor Mercury! In the name of Mercury, I’ll punish you!
YAMADA: …
SHIGE: …
YAMADA: … you have blue hair.
SHIGE: You have pigtails.
YAMADA: … good point.
TAIYOU: You’re both wearing skirts, so I think it evens out.
KUSANO: I think you have bigger problems on your hands!
YOUMAS: -surround them-
YAMADA: I guess we should fight now, huh?
SHIGE: Yeah, that would probably be good.
So, the boys began… twirling around, and in general not looking like they were fighting but oh well. Yamada cornered the big youma.
YAMADA: HAH! I GOT YOU NOW!
YAMADA: -gets out his pretty moon wand-
YAMADA: MOON TWILIGHT FLASH!
YOUMA: -go boom-
YAMADA: YAY, go me! -dances-
Meanwhile, Shige took on the dog thing.
DOG YOUMA: -runs into pillar-
SHIGE: Now’s my chance!
SHIGE: Mercury Aqua Mist!
DOG YOUMA: -goes boom-
YAMADA: -runs over- WE DID IT! -still dancing-
SHIGE: ^^;;
YAMADA: And now we can fight together and be friends and sing to Yabu Kota and have sleepovers and go to school and eat lunch and-
KUSANO: Stop scaring him, sheesh >>;;
Not too far away, a familiar, handsome stranger was walking.
TUXEDO KAMEN: Sailor Moon… and Sailor Mercury, huh?
TUXEDO KAMEN: …
TUXEDO KAMEN: … Sailor Moon’s cuter.
Somewhere in a forest, Queen Tsubasa’s assistant minion lover … thing, Tackey, was planning his next trap! But little did he know…
RYO: Something’s coming…
RYO: …
RYO: I want nothing to do with it.
OMG, WHAT DOES RYO HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS? WHAT IS TACKEY UP TO? WHY DOES TUXEDO KAMEN THINK SAILOR MOON IS CUTE? WILL TAIYOU EVER STOP BEING SO STUBBORN?
TAIYOU: >_<
I don’t know, we’ll have to wait and see =D
TO BE CONTINUED?
Title: Sailor Moon... JE Style! Part II
Characters: The complete list is in Part I, below is who appears in this part.
Warnings: COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRACK. Which I suck at. Parody of Sailor Moon, so don't yell at me or take it seriously or whatever. Everyone is OOC, pretty much =D
Notes: I don't know why you guys like this so much, I can't do crack T_T
You might notice that I changed the role of Sailor Mercury from Ueda to Shige. After I thought about it, I thought Shige made a better Ami. 'Cause he's smart and whatnot. Sorry Tat-chan T_T So if you see any random Ueda's in the story, that's cause I wrote it the first time with Ueda as Ami, and then went back and changed it but might have missed some.
Disclaimer: None of it is mine.
STARRING
YAMADA RYOSUKE as Sailor Moon/Usagi
NAKAJIMA YUTO as Tuxedo Kamen/ Mamoru
KATO SHIGEAKI as Sailor Mercury/ Ami
KUSANO HIRONORI as Luna
MORIMOTO RYUTARO as Naru
IMAI TSUBASA as Queen Beryl
TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI as Jadeite
YABU KOTA as Aino Minako
TEGOSHI YUYA as Motoki
NISHIKIDO RYO as... someone!
AYUKAWA TAIYOU as the narrators helper :D
PART TWO
YAMADA: Wait, you mean this thing is continuing? I have to wear a skirt AGAIN?!
TAIYOU: Get use to it kid, it gets worse.
>>;; Anyway, when we last left off, Yamada Ryosuke, a completely normal and dull-
YAMADA: HEY!
-I mean, cute teenage boy found out that he was really Sailor Moon, defender of the Earth! It is up to him to not only protect all the lovely people that live here, but also find his fellow sailor scouts AND the Princess with the Mystical Silver Crystal.
YAMADA: … do I get out of school for this?
Unfortunately, no. Super hero’s still have to go to school.
YAMADA: D:
Anyway, today we start off at Crown, a really cool karaoke place that everyone just loves. I don’t know why. Working at the front counter iiiiiissss Tegoshi!
TEGOSHI: -playing with his pet turtle- Aww, aren’t you just the cuuuutest?
… Tegoshi has some random fixation with turtles. Don’t ask.
YAMADA: … oooookaaaay…
TAIYOU: It’s not weirder than you in a skirt.
YAMADA: HEY! … point. Anyway, weren’t you going to lock yourself up in your room or something until this was over?
TAIYOU: She found me.
=D
YAMADA: Ah.
TAIYOU: Yeah.
TEGOSHI: Er, did you want something? I want to go back to playing with my turtle~
YAMADA: … which is not creepy at all. Here you go~ -shows him one year pass-
TEGOSHI: Okay, go in :D
YAMADA: =D -goes in-
TEGOSHI: … I didn’t know we had one year passes…
Yamada stepped through one of the doors, but instead of seeing the regular karaoke room, he found this really cool and super secret lair of justice!
TAIYOU: … lair of-
SHUT UP.
YAMADA: WOW. This is COOL. -runs around the place like a hyperactive seven-year-old- LOOK, CANDY!
TAIYOU: … you gave him candy?
Technically, Kusano gave him candy.
KUSANO: … bad judgment on my part.
TAIYOU: I’ll say.
KUSANO: But at least it will give us some privacy! Only the senshi can enter it! Now, you know that it is the soldiers duty to protect the world of the great evil that is awakening, find the Princess… are you listening?
YAMADA: OMG YOU HAVE YABU KOTA’S NEWEST SONG?!! -fangirlboy spazz- -goes up to karaoke machine to start singing it-
KUSANO: … I don’t even know what to say to this.
YAMADA: Hey, I’m trying to sing here!
KUSANO: PAY ATTENTION, YAMADA! Since you are the only senshi now, YOU have to protect the townspeople, and YOU have to find the rest of the senshi!
YAMADA: ... O_O Aaah!
KUSANO: I know it is a big job, but-
YAMADA: I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
KUSANO: … D:
Yamada made it to school barely on time, and went to check his rankings with the rest of the students.
YAMADA: Ah, Mori-chan got fifteenth!
MORIMOTO: =D I’m sure you did just as well!
BOTH: -look-
MORIMOTO: … brains aren’t everything?
YAMADA: T___T
MORIMOTO: Ah, it looks like Kato-san got first again.
YAMADA: Waaah, lucky! I wish I was that smart.
RANDOM PEOPLE THAT DON’T HAVE NAMES: Like brains get him anywhere, all he does is study study study. What a loser!
asiydh;seda DON’T CALL SHIGE A LOSER.
TAIYOU: -thwack-
MUST YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME?!
KUSANO: I don’t think you want him to answer that.
TAIYOU: =D
MORIMOTO: But they are right. All he does is study, and the only friends he has are the people who want to mooch off his smarts.
RANDOM PERSON: Yeah, but he refuses to help anyone, like a spoiled little princess!
YAMADA: Hey, shut up, he’ll hear! But still, it’s amazing how smart he is…
TAIYOU: And how not smart you are?
STOP BEING SO MEAN. Loser.
TAIYOU: >_<
At lunch, Kusano followed Shige to the roof.
KUSANO: Hm… I’m getting a reaction without the brat around. That must mean…
AND THEN WE SKIP AHEAD BECAUSE WE CAN’T HAVE YOU LEARNING EVERYTHING AT ONCE! HAHAHA.
SHIGE: -walking home from school-
KUSANO: -lying on the ground-
SHIGE: Did you lose your owner? -picks him up- Here, maybe they will see you here.
YAMADA: Kato-san~ You found my… stuffed dog!
SHIGE: … you have a stuffed dog?
YAMADA: … yes. Doesn’t everyone?
SHIGE: …
YAMADA: … thanks? -picks him up-
SHIGE: … bye.
YAMADA: AH, wait! Do you always talk to stuffed animals?
SHIGE: .__.
YAMADA: AH! I MEAN! … let’s go shopping!
SHIGE: ?_?
So anyway, Yamada dragged Shige basically everywhere, and Shige was just like @___@ while Yamada talked and talked and talked. He never shuts up. It’s kinda cute :D
SHIGE: Er… I gotta go now.
YAMADA: Aww T__T Okay.
SHIGE: -walks by store-
YABU KOTA’S VOICE: Yotei chouwa no chousetsu ya eiga ga tsumaranai you ni
JINSEE mo sukoshi ZURE tara omoshiroi no kamoshirenai…
SHIGE: -stops-
YAMADA: Eehhhh?! OMG ARE YOU A YABU KOTA FAN?! YAY! Isn’t he awesome?~
SHIGE: Uhm, the music helps me concentrate…
YAMADA: Ah. That’s a little different from what I do when listening… -cough- So, did you get the new album?
SHIGE: N-no…
YAMADA: WELL HERE, BORROW MINE! =D
SHIGE: ... th-thanks. ... -runs away-
And once again, the power of fangirling draws people together!
YAMADA: He’s a lot cooler than how people describe him! He’s normal, just like me! … but without the skirt thing.
KUSANO: I wouldn’t say that! He’s a senshi! I FOUND ANOTHER ONE! NOW I DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU!
YAMADA: … I’ll ignore that for now.
Later that night, while Shige was at his cram school, Yamada and Kusano were talking about how cool it was to find another senshi.
YAMADA: It’s great that Shige-chan’s a senshi! He’s smart and pretty and HE LIKES YABU KOTA.
KUSANO: Yeah, lets focus on the smart part, since we are clearly lacking in that department.
YAMADA: … -throws pillow-
KUSANO: -hit- @_@
Overnight, at Shige’s cram school, a mysterious stranger came and placed some weird rock next to these two statues. Why?
I don’t know. But all of a sudden, a youma appeared, and attacked the teacher! OH NO, WHAT CAN THIS MEAN?!?!
The next morning…
YAMADA: -running to school- SHIGE-CHAN!
SHIGE: Ano, Yamada-san, here-
YAMADA: Waaaah, I overslept again, and had to run all the way here! Come on, I wanna tell you something!
A couple of minutes later…
SHIGE: … me? A senshi?
YAMADA: Uh huh! You’ll get this transformation thing and fight with me, right? Of course, the transformation isn’t all that great. You have to wear a skirt. I don’t really like that part, but-
SHIGE: So… you only wanted to become my friend because I am a senshi?
YAMADA: Whaaaat? No, of course not!
SHIGE: I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be a senshi.
YAMADA: D: It’s the skirt, right? It’s not that bad… well, it is, but I guess I’ll get over it?
SHIGE: No, I’m just too busy. Cram school and all. So… bye.
After school…
YAMADA: This sucks! I thought Shige-chan would be a senshi with me so I wouldn’t have to cross dress alone!
KUSANO: Let me talk to him!
YAMADA: No, he doesn’t want to!
KUSANO: I don’t care! It’s his mission, and that is all there is to it!
YAMADA: … rude little thing -smacks him off the table-
TAIYOU: You definitely don’t get paid enough.
You’ve been quiet for a while. Is Hikaru here?
TAIYOU: >____< Must. Not. Kill.
YAMADA MAMA: Ryosuke, here you go~
YAMADA: -blinku- Eh?
YAMADA MAMA: Cram school!
YAMADA: -blinku- Eh?
YAMADA MAMA: You’re grades… well, they suck, so I decided to sign you up for cram school!
YAMADA: Whaaaa?
YAMADA MAMA: Cry about it later and get going!
YAMADA: D: I get no love around here.
I LOVE YOU YAMA-CHAN! And so does Yuto!
YAMADA: … who?
… UHM. UHM. A figment of my imagination?
YAMADA: … I can believe that.
At his own cram school, Shige was… completely ignoring everyone by listening to Yabu Kota! YAY YABU!
TEACHER: Okay everyone listen to me now! -hypnotizing everyone-
SHIGE: -listening to Yabu-
YABU KOTA’S VOICE: Hito ha naze ichido dake shika ikiru CHANSU ga nai no
Meanwhile…
YAMADA: … I’m lost.
TAIYOU: You have a map.
YAMADA: ;_; Leave me alone!
KUSANO: Oooh, look! You’re going to the same one Shige-chan is going to! This is a chance to persuade him!
YAMADA: I told you, I’m not going to force him!
YAMADA: -runs in to someone- Ah, I’m- -looks up- Heeeey… it’s you again!
GUY FROM PART ONE: You’re from the model place! Sheesh, can’t you walk without hurting someone?
YAMADA: WHAT?!
GUY: And what kind of teenage boy talks to a stuffed dog?
YAMADA: >____< SHUT UP! -walks away-
GUY: -rolls eyes- -picks up dropped paper- Hey, aren't you going the wrong way?
YAMADA: What?
GUY: That’s the way to the smart place. You’re going there -points to cutesy little kiddie place-
YAMADA: WHAT?! Mama, I’m not THAT stupid!
GUY: I dunno, fits you perfectly. -walking away-
YAMADA: NO IT DOESN’T! I’m not an idiot!
KUSANO: I should have known that Yama-chan wasn’t on the same level as Shige-chan >>;
YAMADA: -Bunny Glare of DOOM- What. Did. You. Say?
KUSANO: O_O Uhm. I mean. … HEY LOOK, A YOUMA!
YAMADA: Huh?
Sure enough, over at Shige’s cram school, all the students were being placed under a spell! Everyone but Shige fainted, because Shige was still listening to YABU KOTA, YAY!
TAIYOU: How come you don’t get that excited over me?
… I LOVE YOU, TAIYOU!
TAIYOU: THEN LET ME GO!
-clings- NO, I NEEEEEEEEEED YOU! YAMADA NEEDS YOU! HIKARU NEEDS YOU!
TAIYOU: >>; Hikaru’s not even here.
YAMADA: Uhm, hey, can we get back to the story? Thanks.
SHIGE: -looking around- Er… what’s going on?
TEACHER: You aren’t suppose to be listening to that, you are suppose to be listening to me so I can put you under my spell and drain your energy!
SHIGE: Whaaat?
TEACHER: I mean! … damn. -transforms into youma-
SHIGE: O_O -runs away-
YOUMA: Why must they always run? -chases-
YAMADA: Oh no, Shige-chan’s getting attacked!
KUSANO: Yama-chan, transform!
YAMADA: Again? Aw, darn it, I was hoping-
KUSANO: JUST DO IT!
YAMADA: HMF! Fine then.
YAMADA: MOON PRISM POWER! MAKE UP!
-sparkly transformation scene from last time-
SHIGE: -backs into balcony- Don’t hurt me!
YAMADA: Don’t touch him! -grabs tiara-
YAMADA: MOON TIARA BOOMERANG! -throws-
YOUMA: -hit-
YAMADA: … hey, that was fun =D
AND CUTE! Kawaii Sailor Yama-chan~
YOUMA: -angry- -grabs Shige-
SHIGE: AAAH! -falls over side of balcony-
YAMADA: SHIGE-CHAN! -grabs-
YOUMA: -falls to the ground- -goes KERPLUNK-
YAMADA: -holding on to Shige- Maaah, you’re heavy! X_X
SHIGE: >_< Is that you, Yamada-san?
DOG-LIKE YOUMA THING: -revives other youma-
YAMADA: ER, no time for that! I have to get you to safety!
SHIGE: If I transform, then I…
YAMADA: Don’t do it, seriously! You’ll have to cross dress and it will ruin your life, and if you are smart, you WON’T DO IT!
SHIGE: Then… what do I do about the falling part?
YAMADA: Uh… I don’t know.
KUSANO: YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM, DAMNIT!
YAMADA: NOT IF HE DOESN’T WANT TO DO IT!
KUSANO: -ignoring- Shige-chan, if you transform, you won’t die~
YAMADA: That isn’t fair! You’re making it sound like he has no other choice, like being a sailor scout is actually a GOOD thing!
KUSANO: It is a good thing, when you are dangling twenty feet in the air!
YAMADA: IS NOT!
KUSANO: IS TOO!
YAMADA: IS NOT!
KUSANO: IS TOO!
YAMADA: IS-
TAIYOU: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP!
SHIGE: Hey, I’m still dangling over here!
SHIGE: -hand slips- -falls-
YAMADA: O_O … oops.
Now that he was falling to his death, Shige didn’t really have that much of a choice. It was either do or die, as they say!
YAMADA: Oh come on, it’s not THAT serious. I’m sure he’ll live… sure, he might have a mild concussion…
KUSANO: Face it, kid, ya don’t have an argument.
YAMADA: But he doesn’t want to do it! I’m not going to force him to do something he doesn’t want to do!
SHIGE: … really? You aren’t going to try and force me to do it? -still falling-
SHIGE: You know what, I don’t have time for this!
SHIGE: MERCURY POWER, MAKE UP!
-more pretty, special effects-
SHIGE: Senshi of Water and Wisdom, Sailor Mercury! In the name of Mercury, I’ll punish you!
YAMADA: …
SHIGE: …
YAMADA: … you have blue hair.
SHIGE: You have pigtails.
YAMADA: … good point.
TAIYOU: You’re both wearing skirts, so I think it evens out.
KUSANO: I think you have bigger problems on your hands!
YOUMAS: -surround them-
YAMADA: I guess we should fight now, huh?
SHIGE: Yeah, that would probably be good.
So, the boys began… twirling around, and in general not looking like they were fighting but oh well. Yamada cornered the big youma.
YAMADA: HAH! I GOT YOU NOW!
YAMADA: -gets out his pretty moon wand-
YAMADA: MOON TWILIGHT FLASH!
YOUMA: -go boom-
YAMADA: YAY, go me! -dances-
Meanwhile, Shige took on the dog thing.
DOG YOUMA: -runs into pillar-
SHIGE: Now’s my chance!
SHIGE: Mercury Aqua Mist!
DOG YOUMA: -goes boom-
YAMADA: -runs over- WE DID IT! -still dancing-
SHIGE: ^^;;
YAMADA: And now we can fight together and be friends and sing to Yabu Kota and have sleepovers and go to school and eat lunch and-
KUSANO: Stop scaring him, sheesh >>;;
Not too far away, a familiar, handsome stranger was walking.
TUXEDO KAMEN: Sailor Moon… and Sailor Mercury, huh?
TUXEDO KAMEN: …
TUXEDO KAMEN: … Sailor Moon’s cuter.
Somewhere in a forest, Queen Tsubasa’s assistant minion lover … thing, Tackey, was planning his next trap! But little did he know…
RYO: Something’s coming…
RYO: …
RYO: I want nothing to do with it.
OMG, WHAT DOES RYO HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS? WHAT IS TACKEY UP TO? WHY DOES TUXEDO KAMEN THINK SAILOR MOON IS CUTE? WILL TAIYOU EVER STOP BEING SO STUBBORN?
TAIYOU: >_<
I don’t know, we’ll have to wait and see =D
TO BE CONTINUED?