Comments | thlax: Sometimes I wonder

thlax

Sometimes I wonder

Apr 04, 2006 13:57

The other day I was eating dinner at the dining hall (obviously) when my friend chris turned to me to complain about how UN-ripe the fruit was. I simply replied "it's not the fruit's fault, it's the dining halls!" Then I realized that I sound like the damn spokesperson for fruit. Like if fruit were to ever rape and kill a stripper I would have to ( Read more... )

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That's the reason! anonymous April 7 2006, 13:27:20 UTC

Yes, babe, that's the reason we are dating. We both advocate fruit despite it looking like yesterday's puke in colorful cubes at the dining hall, and you are so freeking random and abstract with these.... how do you call it.... concocted ideas. Hmmm. Well, if a banana was ever to rape me without my prior assistance- not Sir Brownakis of course- I'd be sure to let you know. I don't even want to know what you would have to do to that ignorant banana. They're so unsuspecting.

Re: That's the reason! thlax April 8 2006, 18:40:56 UTC

Sir Brownicus is a saint!