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[thomas_delonge]

so, skiba thinks he's leaving and i just left him the following comment

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i am memorying this obviously

[jason_mraz]

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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[thomas_delonge]

the only arguments we would have as a married couple would be who has the best ass. this is going to be beautiful.

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[jason_mraz]

Not that I spend inordinate amounts of time staring at your ass or anything but last I checked Mark was the only one of the three of us who had ANY junk in his trunk.

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[thomas_delonge]

pardon me but i have a beautiful heinie. no one notices because i don't wear form flattering pants but you will see soon ;)

[natalie_portman]

So much hostility. So much violence. I blame rock 'n' roll music.

[thomas_delonge]

i blame richard simmons.

p.s., i have never told you this i know but you've been my favorite actress since i saw you as a minor in beautiful girls. please come visit mark jason and i someday so we can do one act plays in our backyard.

[natalie_portman]

Did you know he once physically assaulted a man?

PS. If you weren't already married, and if I weren't more than mildly afraid of your husband, I'd totally kidnap you and make you mine. Thank you. :[ Haha, um, I don't know if Jason and I are on the best terms right now but consider me in. We can put on Waiting for Godot; I'll play Estragon opposite your Vladmir and afterwards we'll discuss existentialism over coffee and sections of the Times. It'll be all kinds of pseudo intellectual fun!

[thomas_delonge]

Was the man a midget?

Oh the feeling is mutual. Mark is going to give me the silent treatment when he sees this because he knows i sometimes like women especially considering my wife is currently pregnant (oops). I am a whore sorry. But only physically, bitches be bitches and mark is my man so that's that.

I would also love to discuss the fundamental neccesity of war with you and the psychology of it all. please bring that fancy college degree of yours i want to photocopy it and put my name on it and apply to work on wall street.

[frankiero]

can i be your cageboy?

[markus_hoppus]

I'm going to go ahead and say yes, but I hope you know the job is not clothes optional.

[frankiero]

clothes? what are clothes?