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My new Blowfish column addresses the bizarre trainwreck that is People's cover story on abstinence-only's new chief spokesperson: Bristol Palin. Bristol says that if girls could realize the consequences of sex, nobody would have sex. Some excerpts from my thoughts on that:

"Since any ass-clown tall enough to reach the keyboard could reasonably ( Read more... )