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[thorgi]

Stolen lovingly from taser_warrior. Reply here with your character, no matter how ridiculous the pairing, and I will give you the following about their first child with either Thor here, Maria Hill (agent_hill), or Piotr Rasputin (ne_messiya).

A. Name:
B. House:
C. Circumstances of Conception:
D. PB:
E. Three Random Facts:

Comments

[capfanboy]

Coulson/Thor
Coulson/Maria

[thorgi]

Coulson/Thor

[capfanboy]

I'm just imagining Loki cracking up over Thor being pregnant. And Phil will be apologizing forever about being mostly dead.

I approve of Jonathan Groff as Phil/Maria spawn. Actually, I approve of all the Broadway PBs I'm seeing here. :D

[thorgi]

ahh THANK YOU. I'm kind of ridiculous in that my mind almost always gravitates toward theater people haha. I've actually been trying to make sure that Broadway hasn't completely saturated all my PB decisions XD but I couldn't resist Groff. He's just perfect for a Maria/Coulson child.

And Thor doesn't want to talk about what pregnancy was like.

[andtheswan]

Oh, God, how am I supposed to resist ... alright, I'm not going to. OBVIOUSLY both Maddie/Pete and AJ/Pete. Yup.

8D!

[ne_messiya]

Maddie/Pete

[andtheswan]

Just what I needed to see after having to get up early for the new volunteer job. This is going to keep me smiling all day. WHAT DAMN GOOD LOOKING CHILDREN THEY ALL MADE. :0D

[thorgi]

I'M SO GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. Lame waking up early. BUT BUT. Did you ever see this?

[capsicle]

STEBE AND THOR'S ADOPTED CHILDREN!

Clint/Maria
Steve/Maria

[thorgi]

ADOPTED CHILDREN YES

Thor/Stebe

[hungernotapathy]

BECAUSE I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING.

VOLSTAGG/THOR.

GO.

[thorgi]

[armsopen]

MAJOR combo breaker. It's been a while but resistance is futile.

W/Thor if you want. If not, then Red/Thor? Idek /ducks out

C- C- C- COMBO BREAKER

[thorgi]

Imma give you both because I CAN. Also hi, it's been too long. <3

W/Thor

[armsopen]

OMG I AM SCREAMING. I love everything.

I imagine Johnny wouldn't be too pleased but omg she is awesome.
And of course Red and Thor would produce a child that stunning.

Also dying at every other pb choice on this page. I kind of want to play the Emily Kinney character and not just because you used my graphic lol.

YES.

[thorgi]

I'M SO PLEASED THAT YOU APPROVE. Omg W/Thor was so hard XD just like. I NEEDED HER TO BE VAGUELY ETHNIC IN A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. And you know what, that's what Johnny gets for forgetting W's name. Thor was not pleased to hear that story, he thinks that Johnny is dumb.

And for real Rowan is a beautiful specimen. SO PRINCELY.

fjdkslaj I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED IT. I actually got it off google and my computer was running slow so I didn't cluck through to the source XD YOU JUST MAKE THE PRETTIEST EMILY KINNEY THINGS. And it pleases me so much to have her as a literal princess.