Yo, Cold

[thoth_moon]

*as in the physical condition, not the temperature*

You lodged in my throat and I took a shot of vinegar to burn you out.  I paid my dues for that too, but it sent you running and that's what matters.

Now stop coating my stomach with mucous, or I will chase you with a masochistic dosage of wasabi, nevermind how every orifice on my face may stream.

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Comments

[greynonentity]

Heh. You might want to eat straight up ginger with that wasabi too. :3

[thoth_moon]

I totally thought about that last time I had a cold (few weeks back), but I'll have to go to a grocery store other than the one by my house--I can buy cubed goat meat there if I want, but NO ginger in the spice aisle. Sour cream and cottage cheese are also hit-and-miss *shrug*

I do have a bit of ginger tea lying around, though, and I've been reusing those tea bags til it's just a bit of colored water--BANG!