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[thoughtbubble]

My life is a series of non-events blown so out of proportion and without context that they become dramatic episodes that I feel the need to share with every captive audience I can get my hands on, whether or not they want to hear about it. I am, therefore, the Fox News of my own life.

Comments

[evilredmenace]

Um, how do you define non-events? Like, they never happened, or they are made of mundane?

[bloocow]

:) And we wouldn't have you any other way.

[kerrypolka]

The Fox News of your own life? Or the Wagnerian opera composer of your own life? THE CHOICE IS YOURS!