well, for starters, those drooling nymphs are just impossible to house train. I tell you, Nature gets everywhere when you let them in to your house. And why are they always women? I think I'd be more forgiving about the mess they make if they looked like chip n' dale dancers, you know? It really isn't complicated to banish them from one's home, but I have yet to find a spell or carpet cleaner that will take the dirt with them. Whores of the forest, they are. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I'd rather deal with the Erynies, I would.
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