WELL COLOR ME RETARDED, RED, AND LET ME AFFECT AN UNFORTUNATELY FUCKING STUPID AND USELESS TYPING IMPEDIMENT! I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE I STARTED THIS! I MEAN SINCE APPARENTLY YOU'RE ALL FUCKING READY AT THE STARTING POINT TO HAVE A HEAD START ON DYING, I THOUGHT YOU DID!
How many damn times do I have to tell you - I'm not suicidal. I have excellent self-preservation instincts, evidenced by the fact that I have made it through lo these past eighteen years with only the most minor physical damage. You don't need an advanced degree in astrophysics to know that when things are bad, you stay out of the way and wait for the damn cavalry to arrive, which is exactly what I did.
Oh yes. How original. Mangling my name. Because I've never heard that before. You truly are a mastermind of ways to invoke pain. However do you manage to cut so deep with such relative ease.
Why is everything about me? You're the one who wrote a five-page public bulletin in eye-bleeding grey capslock telling everyone exactly how stupid they are in comparison to your obviously superior intellect and experience in dealing with murder, as if that's something you should be given a medal for. If that doesn't scream "Pay attention to me and give my minuscule self-esteem the boost it so desperately needs," I don't know what does. Surely there has to be some way you with your giant superior alien brain can think of to do your bullying in ways that don't involve the rest of the population on this stupid island.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK EVER JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I WROTE SO YOU DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WITH YOUR TOTALLY COOL AND "WITH IT" ATTITUDE SINCE YOU APPARENTLY KNOW EVERYTHING EVER DESPITE NOT KNOWING SHIT.
Well I obviously can't know everything ever, since you've already claimed the resident expert status on crazed murdering psychopaths. Though I really have to wonder - if you know as much as you like to think and claim you do, why didn't you do something productive about it beforehand instead of waiting until after the fact to start bellyaching about it like a useless, squalling infant?
Go ahead and just.
Let it all out.
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it's ok.
the keys are right next to each other.
anyone could make that typo.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
GET A SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE
MAYBE WE JUST DON'T FUCKING BOTHER REMEMBERING WHAT IT IS
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OH GOD
WHAT THE FUCK EVER
JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I WROTE SO YOU DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WITH YOUR TOTALLY COOL AND "WITH IT" ATTITUDE SINCE YOU APPARENTLY KNOW EVERYTHING EVER DESPITE NOT KNOWING SHIT.
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