third snark.

[misery_chic]

OK, New Moore. I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have to resort to drastic measures, mainly because I have a strict policy of resorting to measures of the lowest severity possible - or even no measures at all - but it's become very clear to me in the last few days that if I intend to live long enough to experience a mid-life crisis and the long-standing sense of bitterness one typically acquires along with it, I'll have to make an exception.

So, um ... who's the best person to talk to about getting a restraining order around here? Normally, I'd ask my mother, but she isn't here.