[Video]

[neotelepath]

Extraordinary.

[When the video first clicks on, Charles's face is far too close to the camera. He pulls back a little, turning the device in his hands before propping it up against something, a delighted grin evident on his face.]

Hello! My name is Charles Xavier. I understand this impressive device is, in actuality a sophisticated communications

Comments

[misery_chic]

Personally, my claim to fame is the ability to eat my entire body weight in pizza.

[neotelepath]

Pizza? That sounds like a fantastic idea. I may need to find a pizza place later. Apparently being dragged into 'existence' is very appetite-forming work.

[misery_chic]

Just steer clear of the anchovies. There's a fish princess here who's already got dibs on them.

[neotelepath]

A fish princess? Really?

[misery_chic]

Yep. Her name's Feferi. You'll recognize her from the eye-bleeding purple text she types in. And all the fish puns.

clearly the most important part of this convo

[neotelepath]

You can change the colour of the text?

oh god what monstrosity did daria just create /o\

[misery_chic]

... Yes. But I wouldn't recommend it.

you rang

[submerses]

Y--ES! It is really quite simple!
And don't be ridiculous, I'm s)(ore t)(ere are enoug)( anc)(ovies for everybody.

[neotelepath]

That is splendid. How do you get it to show up different colours like that?

[submerses]

T)(ank you! I )(appen to t)(ink so as well!

[submerses]

W)(ale, t)(is color denotes t)(e color of my blood.
)(owever, in t)(e interest of interspecies diplomacy, I believe you s)(ould c)(oose w)(atever color suits you best!
T)(ere are many ---EXCITING ones!!!

[neotelepath]

That's brilliant. Thank you Feferi. I will try it out as soon as I find a colour that suits me.

[notvictorious]

dios. No, sir. Just. no.

[neotelepath]

No? How about this one

[notvictorious]

I think the troll kids have it under control.

[neotelepath]

Troll kids?