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[notvictorious]

So I've been in New Moore for a year and I figured I'd make a list of the stuff that's happened.

- Pulled into weird, island world like Lord of the Flies but with tech

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[misery_chic]

That's an impressive list.

[misery_chic]

But I think if you ask "what's next," you're officially dooming all of us to something terrible in the near future. That's usually how it works.

[notvictorious]

I didn't think of that.

[misery_chic]

Right. So when we get attacked by hostile flying monkeys from space, I'm holding you personally responsible.

[misery_chic]

Um ... what's Victorious?

[notvictorious]

uh.

[misery_chic]

... Victor?

[notvictorious]

Yeah, so. Remember how I'm a cyborg?

[misery_chic]

I remember.

[notvictorious]

So the thing that made me, my dad. He's evil, like legit super villain evil and he had this plan I would grow up and be a sleeper agent for his enemies and then.. kill them. So I'm supposed to grow up into this evil guy who calls himself Victorious.

[notvictorious]

I'm trying to make sure that doesn't happen, but this place did something. Where we were all older or younger. Like what happened a couple months ago. And I was him.

[misery_chic]

... Oh. Um.

[misery_chic]

That sounds ... unpleasant. And awkward.

[notvictorious]

Pretty much.

[misery_chic]

Um ... I'm sorry I brought it up.

[notvictorious]

No, it's okay. I should be better about telling people about it, I guess.