eighth snark. video.
Is this thing recording?
[Morning, New Moore. Recognize this face? Probably not, since this girl hasn't been here before. Her hair is styled in an asymmetrical black bob, and she's close enough to the camera you can probably make out that her eyes are blue. It's definitely not Daria. Her voice is just too expressive! She turns to glance back over her shoulder, and Daria's bespectacled face comes into view, a little ways off in the distance behind the mystery girl. And - what is this foreign expression Daria's wearing? Can it be ... she's actually smiling a little bit?]
Daria, you do remember how the infamous JaneCam experiment turned out, right? So you wouldn't be planning to make any sort of ill-advised attempts at replication, would you?
[Daria shakes her head.]
Um ... I didn't even know it could record video like that. So I guess the answer you're looking for, Jane, is no, I'm not planning to make DariaCam a thing that is happening any time in the foreseeable future. Or ever. Receiving fanmail from inmates is not one of the things I hope to accomplish before I die.
[Jane gives a quiet laugh, and turns her attention back to the camera.]
Let the example of young Thomas serve as a warning for us all.
[She types in a command on the keyboard, and the video feed ends.]
[Morning, New Moore. Recognize this face? Probably not, since this girl hasn't been here before. Her hair is styled in an asymmetrical black bob, and she's close enough to the camera you can probably make out that her eyes are blue. It's definitely not Daria. Her voice is just too expressive! She turns to glance back over her shoulder, and Daria's bespectacled face comes into view, a little ways off in the distance behind the mystery girl. And - what is this foreign expression Daria's wearing? Can it be ... she's actually smiling a little bit?]
Daria, you do remember how the infamous JaneCam experiment turned out, right? So you wouldn't be planning to make any sort of ill-advised attempts at replication, would you?
[Daria shakes her head.]
Um ... I didn't even know it could record video like that. So I guess the answer you're looking for, Jane, is no, I'm not planning to make DariaCam a thing that is happening any time in the foreseeable future. Or ever. Receiving fanmail from inmates is not one of the things I hope to accomplish before I die.
[Jane gives a quiet laugh, and turns her attention back to the camera.]
Let the example of young Thomas serve as a warning for us all.
[She types in a command on the keyboard, and the video feed ends.]