1st Invasion

[eliteirken]

BEHOLD, PEOPLE OF NEW MOORE. LOOK UPON ME! LOOK UPON ZIM!What filthy lies do these miserable monkeys tell to ZIM?! What is this nonsense of ‘Make-Believe’? TELL ME! I have been informed by these so-called ‘Authorities’ that I am a work of human fiction? NONSENSE! They speak only lies and cannot be trusted. This I see now, and I must first set up my

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[misery_chic]

Oh, brother.

[eliteirken]

What is this? You have no doubt beheld my INTENSE GLORY and are stunned into silence, yes?

[misery_chic]

Intense stupidity, you mean.

[eliteirken]

YOU DARE TO INSULT THE INTELLIGENCE OF ME? OF ZIIM!?

PATHETIC WORM! You know not of the LIES of which you speak! You should be so lucky that I have not yet unleashed THE FULL POWER of my massive and superior intellect and crushed you between the boot which you maggots are not even worthy TO LICK!

[misery_chic]

You're right. I'm really asking for it. You should just put me out of my misery now. Why wait?

[eliteirken]

At least you have accepted your inevitable fate. Be gone with you. I shall show you mercy on this day. There is MUCH TO DO! So very much. But rest assured that when your inevitable doom falls upon your filthy head that it shall be swift and decisive.

Be gone with you, I have no time for peons.

[misery_chic]

Do you even listen to yourself?

[eliteirken]

Frequently.

[misery_chic]

I guess that explains the brain damage, then.

[eliteirken]

INSOLENT FOOL! There is nothing wrong with my perfect brain! It is yours which must be analyzed!

[misery_chic]

Sorry, we have a limit of one analysis every three years. This billing period's analysis has already been used.