Because I'm a procrastinating masochist...

[thraesja]

Okay. I somewhat stupidly signed up for the Janet Alphabet Soup, despite my muse being incredibly uncooperative, my son making me run my butt off, and my brain having kissed sanity goodbye several weeks ago. In an effort to get the brain/muse going again (I’ve given up on my butt [in more ways than one]), I’m going to do a writing meme, for which

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[dizzydame]

I am irrationally annoyed by drabbles, so all of mine will end up being ficlets.

Anyway! On to the fun part... *rubs hands together* Sam/Daniel, showerhead.

[thraesja]

“This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested we hit the shower

[dizzydame]

I think there's been some sort of mistake. You clearly ended it before the sexing, and that is just not within the natural order of things!

Just kidding, this is lovely - he should know not to question Sam and her way with... er, plumbing. ;)

[thraesja]

Well, y'know. There's only so much you can fit in a comment fic. And you clearly requested the showerhead part. ;)

[amaranthtraces]

Ooh. I missed dizzy's post but then was afraid to undertake this meme anyway because, well...yeah.

However, since you asked... Jack/Teal'c, paperclip.

Let the wild monkey sex begin! :)

Sorry. I couldn't get the monkey sex to cooperate.

[thraesja]

“Mine's way longer

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[amaranthtraces]

LOL Okay, that was awesome. Poor Teal'c being corrupted by prankster!Jack. Or is it the other way around? Heh. Either way, I snorted out loud at "Mine's just a bit kinky."

I guess this means I have to post this meme in my LJ, eh?

Re: Sorry. I couldn't get the monkey sex to cooperate.

[thraesja]

:) Happy it amused you. And I don't know which of them started the evilness, though I'd wager Teal'c did by pulling something on Jack.

And yes. This means you have to post the meme. I wouldn't force anyone else to, but you? Definitely.