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[three_wishes]

As usual, I pull out onto the road at 7.20am to drive to school. Then I hear something rather out of the ordinary. 'CLUNK'. Every little pothole I go across, there is a smaller 'CLUNK'. Bugger. I stop off on Llandederyn Road and inspect my car. Exhaust pipes shouldn't wiggle from side to side when you swing them, should they? As I am not

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[burnyourbones]

consider what would happen if my exhaust pipe fell off on the motorway.

It would stop making that annoying noise?
It might make people have to swerve about in a cool 70s fillums with car chases in kind of way?
Am I getting any warmer...?

[three_wishes]

I could cause a massive multicar pileup. If I could choose the people who were in those cars (I'm so full of hate!!!) then perhaps I would merrily motor down the mway, letting bits of my car fall off hither and thither.

It could prove quite expensive in the long run. That last piece of metal cost £76 to replace.