The mad June rush seems to be over. Dog and I are having toast. He likes whole wheat with real butter. He turns up his nose at the birdman bread with Smart Balance that I subject myself too. He's having water, I'm having coffee, which I need to wake up enough so that I can walk him, though that might not happen if I get distracted by the odd ( Read more... )

So a couple weeks ago, I decided to tear out my kitchen floor and paint the boards underneath green. Of course, my dog walked through the paint before I could barricade him from the kitchen, and left little green pawprints throughout the house ( Read more... )

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NEW YORK - If the typical stay-at-home mother in the United States were paid for her work as housekeeper, cook and psychologist among other roles, she would would earn $138,095 a year, according to research released Wednesday ( Read more... )

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What American accent do you have?
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

--Kurt Vonnegut

I watched one of my son's little friends this morning crying in pain as his mother tried to help him from her car to a waiting wheelchair. It was his first time back to school this year, and he was going to try and make it through fifteen or twenty minutes of the day to start off with ( Read more... )

A six-foot tall, anatomically-correct chocolate Jesus