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threeatonce

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Mar 29, 2009 19:01

hello new york, what would neptune do, veronica mars is smarter than me, first post, data data bogus data, dude where's your car?, just me and my car, where's my cheeseburger

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I see what you did there Q.Q oshutup March 30 2009, 00:06:26 UTC

There doesn't seem to be any specific answer as to "why" anyone is here at all, not one that can be proved anyway.

whatcho talkin bout Q.Q 1/2 threeatonce March 30 2009, 00:07:53 UTC

Gotcha.

threeatonce March 30 2009, 00:08:07 UTC

I'm getting that impression. Really fast, actually. I'm still waiting for creative answers like 'you were suddenly transplanted into the body of a dead goldfish and systematically flushed down the toilet.'

1/3 oshutup March 30 2009, 00:12:16 UTC

...well, you could technically be turned into---

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alittlecredit March 30 2009, 00:18:40 UTC

Smilies don't mean you're friendly. Smilies usually mean you're a housewife or you're being pass-aggro.

threeatonce March 30 2009, 00:23:05 UTC

I promise I'm not barefoot in anyone's kitchen, and when I'm being passive aggressive, believe me you'll know. In this case, the smiley is exclusively a means of winning strangers with hearts of gold over.

alittlecredit March 30 2009, 00:27:33 UTC

Have you hooked any strangers with hearts of gold, yet? Because I am not one of them.

Do you seriously drive a LeBaron?

threeatonce March 30 2009, 00:29:34 UTC

Shoot. I was counting on you to be my golden ticket.

Yes, I seriously drive a LeBaron. And before you start, yes, it was the biggest cereal box ever, and no, it doesn't come with Trailer Park Barbie riding shot gun.

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justpopthehood March 30 2009, 01:38:05 UTC

I hope by now you've been filled in on the what and the where. Do you still need help with the car?

threeatonce March 30 2009, 01:40:42 UTC

Usually I can handle the fixing stuff part, it's the getting the parts part that's kind of throwing me for a loop.

... Which is probably a roundabout way of saying yes.

justpopthehood March 30 2009, 01:48:49 UTC

Well, if you need help in either category, this is me offering.

threeatonce March 30 2009, 01:50:00 UTC

Someone mentioned a garage that might have parts. Do you know anything about that?

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STALKER theserenashow March 30 2009, 01:50:09 UTC

Telling people you're friendly always makes them think the opposite.

OMG WAT R U DOING threeatonce March 30 2009, 01:50:54 UTC

Apparently my smiley face strategy wasn't such a good idea either.

BEING STALKED BY YOU ~APPARENTLY theserenashow March 30 2009, 01:54:20 UTC

It's the wink. Very suspicious.

WELL. look she's not sorry threeatonce March 30 2009, 01:58:40 UTC

I thought that'd be the friendly kicker.

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1inageneration March 30 2009, 02:08:39 UTC

The LeBaron? You named your car?

threeatonce March 30 2009, 02:09:46 UTC

That's actually the model. If I was going to name my car I think I'd call it Phil.

1inageneration March 30 2009, 02:10:40 UTC

You could always go for the charming and slightly more generic Bob.

threeatonce March 30 2009, 02:12:17 UTC

Actually if we're going to make up names, then we should go with something exotic. Like Princess Sparkle Vanessa Unicorn of the Amazons.

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