Here’s a proposal for the masses. A status updating application called “Shitter”.
Basically, every time one goes to the toilet they update their status on “Shitter”.

Makes you think about the absurdity of it all....


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... Unless of course, Frank Sinatra and Elvis decided to come together on American live television...

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hayfever is a by-product of plants having sex....

think about it.

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... I felt completely and utterly alone.

not the nicest of feelings standing on a beach near Moore River in the middle of the night.

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Exactly what inspired you to eat that entire cheesecake in the middle of the night?

hiked past a mountain that looked oddly familiar... any takers?


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girl, if you're a seascape
i'm a listing boat, for the thing carries every hope.
i invest in a single light.
the choice is yours to be loved
come away from an emptier boat.

on february 3 we escape modern life and venture to turangi (new zealand). perth-auckland-rotorua-taupo-turangi-auckland-sydney-perth.

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.. and it protects me from the lonely whistling streets!"

who am I?  that is a very good question.  perhaps it is easier to define who I am not.

I am no longer that three year old who got lost in the Harrods department store - whose distressed mother found him at the police station eating doughnuts and looking mightily pleased.

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