Happy Holy Week, here's a pornographic fic-dump about a Hallmark Christian Show

[threeguesses]

SO, lowriseflare and I started watching this terrible message-y Hallmark show about 1910 frontier Alberta, mostly ironically, only then suddenly we were NOT watching it ironically and were in fact Very Invested in the kissing (there is like, surprisingly good kissing, you guys). So we wrote porn. As one does. Have I mentioned this is an explicitly Christian

Comments

Sunday School Lessons

[rbraquel]

I love the fact that you two watch this show as well. I became hooked when the show first aired and breathlessly awaited Jack and Elizabeth's first chaste kiss. I find it completely ironic and hysterical that you're writing smut about a Christian show with wholesome values (totally not complaining here - bring it on).

That being said, I can't get this storyline out of my head of Elizabeth overhearing a few women discussing their less than satisfactory married (sex) lives. This is obviously post-marriage to Jack, and being that she is now so enlightened and a feminist (women should be able to enjoy and do the same things as men) she takes it upon herself to educate them. Word spreads and pretty soon she's hosting a hush-hush Sex Ed 101 class in the CHURCH (it being the only building large and private enough to host such a delicate discussion).

Would love your take on this.

P.S. I love your version of Jack. He would totally be the blushing virgin man-bride instead of Elizabeth.

[mkml1110]

Im actually hooked, cheesy as the show is. Darn midnight Netflix binges. Love the smut on the chaste show!