anti-alcohol fanatics set their sights on your beer:
"you thought it was absurd when city and state officials told you that you could no longer smoke in a bar. just wait until they tell you that you can't drink in one, either."

i'm sick of having bad dreams about that stupid girl from new hampshire.

i took that picture quiz thing i saw in libby's journal. ( click )

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck girls. i hate you all indiscriminately, and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

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preparations for nor'easter:

brand new scarf and mittens.
12 pack of ramen.
and most importantly, a pint of gin.

i remember being excited about going to college because i thought there would be nice girls here. mature girls. andy-type girls. i was definately wrong, i think 99% of them should go back to high school. the other 1% make it worth all of the trouble though.

nor'easter? that's what i heard. and i'm psyched.

"government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
- ironically, george washington, a federalist.

"among the many misdeeds of the british rule in india, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest."
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finally, my tax dollars are going towards something i support: hooters.

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/

excellent.