My state of singlehood is a TOTAL mystery...

[threepennies]

In an email from me to the aforementioned KayKay tonight:

This Saturday I think I'm going to my cousin's wedding as I'm not really sure because my RSVP consisted of a drunken "yeah, I'll totally be there" at the gay dance club where she had her bachelorette party and not in the form of an actual RSVP...I think I'll just show up anyway

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[mistermocha]

Why nobody's snatched you up and kept you for their own is a mystery to me.

Just promise me you won't reproduce, 'kay?

[threepennies]

Considering I don't do anything except laundry, being dry humped by gay men, and read Civil War letters, the chances of a heterosexual male with a high sperm count falling into my lap are about as likely as me being sober at my cousin's wedding.

[mistermocha]

I can increase those chances for you, if you like.

If it's any consolation, I don't even do laundry, I don't even get dry humped by anyone, and all my free nights are consumed with parenting duties. I ain't getting much play around here either!

[eatstoomuchjam]

Moonpies! YUM!

[threepennies]

MoonPies! I want tons of old-lady flavored MoonPies, like banana creme and prune parfait.

[eatstoomuchjam]

I'm perfectly happy with the clasic moonpie!