Waiving the white flag to bacon...

[threepennies]

Well the pesco-vegetarian thing lasted about a month before I succumbed to mammal flesh. It felt so dirty and yet so right, like pants around your ankles inside a gas station restroom

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[maltlick]

Just to say, best moment I ever had in school.

Black instructor has us read some articles (which 99% of the class never looked at), one of which by Spike Lee talking about what he called "the Magic Nigger."

And during the discussion, I, large, deep-voiced, white skin-head, talk about "the Magic Nigger." And my instructor is happy, because there's evidence someone did the homework. And the rest of my former suburbanite cracker-folk classmates, stare, in horror, and don't get why I'm not kicked out.

[seanbishop]

you can't tell us about the world's greatest sandwich without telling us what's in it! that's just cruel ...
bacon AND ...

[mojavefive]

No, just bacon. All other sandwich ingredients are subordinate to bacon. Even bread, unless it is bread forged from slices of bacon.

[threepennies]

Something about toasted pugliese, provolone or jack or some sort of savory white cheese, tomato, bib lettuce, and a soft fried egg.

Slap it all together, cut it in half (to let the yolk run) and it's a party in your mouth.

But I could be totally mistaken as I was too busy wiping the drool from my knees.

[commonpple]

Oddly, I know a number of vegitarians who make exceptions for bacon... I'm pretty sure it's the perfect food.

[houseboi]

Also the number one downfall of most vegetarians, as depicted by threepennies.

[the_automatik]

Mmm, BLT is my FAVORITE all-time sandwich.

I love the concept of the "Magical Negro." It's SO TRUE.

[veggieboo]

A. I wanted to kill Tea Leone in that movie.
B. Ever tried fake bacon?