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What she's eating:
Herbed goat cheese and pancetta on pugliese
What she's thinking about:
The three legged goat that belches on command she'll never have.
OR
Her gaping thigh wounds.
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What he's eating:
Almond Roca and Evian
What he's crying about:
Musicians who cannot afford LearJets due to illegal downloading
That was fun!
It is now my official opinion that no one looks good both crying and eating, although I know several people who can look fabulous doing one or the other. This girl I know eats like it's just the most innovative thing to do ever. Not a "When Harry Met Sally" I'll-have-what-she's-having-orgasm; just peaceful and full of smiles.
I love how Nate and Sean are sobbing into their lobster bisque but they actually have to be quiet in order to sip the soup because otherwise it'll splatter everywhere. It goes from AHHHHHHHhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuu to *slurp*huhuhuahhh. Great.
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What he's eating: A bologna and cheese sandwich.
What he's crying about: His lack of a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
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