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[threeswordspwn]

Now I remember why I went on that vacation in the first place. Looks like it wasn't long enough.

To whoever blew up the club? THANKS a ton shithead. Really. I needed some more scars. I fucking love going for a walk and getting my ass blown clear across the street.

Just a few scrapes and bruises, a little road burn on my shoulder but I'm alright. In

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[anonymous]

You're welcome. c:

[threeswordspwn]

That was sarcasm.

[anonymous]

Awww Lighten up, no one died. <3

[threeswordspwn]

laskdjf

I COULD HAVE DAMMIT!!

[foodwithakick]

Well, sounds like you've made some very dangerous and cowardly enemies, my friend. It takes quite a rare breed of slinking scum to torture a man from the shadows. I only wish I could have seen the other half of that last conversation.

I think you'd agree that an open fight would be a lot more fun than this unseen foe bullshit. Oh well, a man can dream. Oh, and speaking of men dreaming, marimo-head is not my boyfriend. Though I am sure lots of guys wish I did, I simply do not swing that way.

Sorry fellas.

Zoro, if you need a place to stay, there's a hammock I can set up for ya'. You seem like a hammock guy. The dish crew still lives here, so there's safety in numbers.

[threeswordspwn]

Hey, they could be bluffing for all we know. I wouldn't count them as dangerous till I see it.

Yeah, that last bit was interesting enough. If you can keep a secret I might tell ya what I found out about all this.

WHO'S DREAMING CURLY BROW!? LIKE HELL I'D THINK OF YOU LIKE THAT! JUST MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!

Thanks but no thanks, I don't need people watching my back. I got this. Don't worry.

[foodwithakick]

Okay, but the offer still stands. And sorry to make you sick. But really, if you need a drink or five and want to go a few rounds, I could always use a sparring partner who can hold his own.

[threeswordspwn]

I'll keep it in mind, just in case. Never know when you'll need a bed for the night and fate seems to make me end up at your place.

Five? Maybe more like 12, might get a good buzz off that.

And spar? Anytime. You know I'm good for it.