Voicemail

[threeweapons]

Hi, you've reached Sir Alanna of Trebond and Olau. I am currently not on Earth. Please, leave a message, and I'll do my best to contact you when I return to somewhere that has phone access.

[ooc: In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game [info]fandomhigh, for the sole

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[notajar]

Left outside the door to Alanna's room is a tin of premium gourmet catnip, with a note that says: To Faithful, best dating mentor ever. Happy Valentine's Day. ~Door

[fates_jaye]

"Hi, Alanna, I know this is weird, but um... Can you pass on a message to your cat? I just got word that there's a monster on the roof and people should totally go looking for it. I'm just sayin'. Anyway, bye!"

[kawalsky]

"Hey, it's me. The tiki monkey said I should write you a letter, but I wanted to call you even though s'late and m'probably too drunk to be doing this right. I just...I said stuff yesterday. A lot of bad stuff, y'know? An' it was wrong. It was. An' you said s'm'stuff too an' it hurt, Alanna. I dunno how to fight something like that. How do you get to fight something when the person you're fightin' with knows your weaknesses? You can't do it. You can't win, all you can do is sit there and take it. I don't know. An' just so you know, I don't want Sam. I mean, she's my friend and all, and I used to feel that way about her, but then I met you, y'know? God, it's this place. This place changes everything. It's crazy. I didn't mean it yesterday. I didn't. I was upset and this year's been everything. I've had forever and done so much stuff and it's been nothing like this year. How can you deal with that? I mean, there was good stuff and bad stuff, but then I *died* and then that was it. That was it, y'know? I don't know what to do 'bout that

[multi_madrox]

Unfortunately Alanna has become a victim in Jamie's drunk dialing

"Whys aren't you calling me back? Are you still mads? Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean you can ignore me! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! I will sit outside your room all day and give puppet shows about our love until you return call me back! Or until show up at your room and we can have angry drunken reconciliation stuff.

*BELCH*

Call me."

*click*

[fates_jaye]

"Hi, it's Jaye. So, um, sorry about yesterday. My head's fine, by the way. Just to apologize, come on up to 417 at 6 tonight. I've got a surprise."